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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    No I havnt. I had the candles going in the bathroom and had the bath running when she got in. She's in there now with a glass of vino......

    And the other candles are all set up in the bedroom, so hopefully........

    Gotta go now, big night ahead eh.....
    Can we clone you??????????????
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    Actually I wonder what a young guy would be looking for in a couger?

    Aunty Ratti we have another....what do I do with him.......LMAO

    Ummmm ...... only you can answer that smoky...but let us no when you find the answer
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    Wink

    brillant read... I wet meself & not in a yummy "OMG!OMG! OMG!" kinda way

    couldn't drop in without saying, my sweet drifter is (in the flesh) a very yummy young thing (have pic - not for sale )
    don't break him kittens, bend him, but don't break

    & the "lay back & no words" thing that drifter was talking about... oh yeah, he can... I mean he's right
    Fatt Max with his "but you HAVE to be able to read the lady" - also right

    your mischief kittens

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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    brillant read... I wet meself & not in a yummy "OMG!OMG! OMG!" kinda way

    couldn't drop in without saying, my sweet drifter is (in the flesh) a very yummy young thing (have pic - not for sale )
    don't break him kittens, bend him, but don't break

    & the "lay back & no words" thing that drifter was talking about... oh yeah, he can... I mean he's right
    Fatt Max with his "but you HAVE to be able to read the lady" - also right

    your mischief kittens

    cc
    LOL......I hope the pic you have is better than the one we have .........bend him...that's what we have to do just to get the g-string outta his butt.........lol...ok I'll tell Aunty to go gentle on him she is the leader of the pack after all....

    Hugs to you kitten from another........
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    LOL......I hope the pic you have is better than the one we have .........bend him...that's what we have to do just to get the g-string outta his butt.........lol...ok I'll tell Aunty to go gentle on him she is the leader of the pack after all....

    Hugs to you kitten from another........
    Most definitely better Tis the real drifter
    Yeah, them pics did seriously hurt my eyes. But if you're going to attempt g-string removal, please advise in advance so I can wear my safety glasses. Don't want nothing nasty flicking me in the eye when ya cut the strap... twang!!

    If Aunty could keep the claw marks to superficial, that would make licking, *cough* tending his wounds easier

    have a purrfic night young cub

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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    Most definitely better Tis the real drifter
    Yeah, them pics did seriously hurt my eyes. But if you're going to attempt g-string removal, please advise in advance so I can wear my safety glasses. Don't want nothing nasty flicking me in the eye when ya cut the strap... twang!!

    If Aunty could keep the claw marks to superficial, that would make licking, *cough* tending his wounds easier

    have a purrfic night young cub
    Safety glasses OMG...ok cc you better do it....I'll stand back...I'll have Aunty watch ya back.....

    I'm pickin that it will go off with a 'thawnnnn...snap crackle pop"....lol...then I'm picking he will cough....

    Claw marks jeeeepurrrs...if there is any I'll let you do first aid and lick them clean......

    Purrrrrrfect night to you to .....meow
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    Claws??? claws?? I don't claw, maybe a bit of a nibble here and there, but nothing I'd have to explain.

    Which way does he bend cc? does he wiggle or have you trained him to sit, stay, roll over?

    We wouldnt have to wear safety glasses Kittens, that's what we have biker gear for. the nasty twang wen the g-string goes would be soaked up by the armour in our gear...boots and helmets compulsory!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Claws??? claws?? I don't claw, maybe a bit of a nibble here and there, but nothing I'd have to explain.

    Which way does he bend cc? does he wiggle or have you trained him to sit, stay, roll over?

    We wouldnt have to wear safety glasses Kittens, that's what we have biker gear for. the nasty twang wen the g-string goes would be soaked up by the armour in our gear...boots and helmets compulsory!
    Helmet prepped...visor down ....now Aunty wot next...oh have armour in wearing winter jacket.....ready for him
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Claws??? claws?? I don't claw, maybe a bit of a nibble here and there, but nothing I'd have to explain.

    Which way does he bend cc? does he wiggle or have you trained him to sit, stay, roll over?

    We wouldnt have to wear safety glasses Kittens, that's what we have biker gear for. the nasty twang wen the g-string goes would be soaked up by the armour in our gear...boots and helmets compulsory!
    So thats what all teh padding is for.......I have been sooooo educated over the last 36 hours and at 43 I thought I knew most tihngs

    Hail Ratti, Foxee, CC & Genie for they are legends in their own pants........I see a T shirt for the 16th......

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    Oh the Irony in that sentence......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    So thats what all teh padding is for.......I have been sooooo educated over the last 36 hours and at 43 I thought I knew most tihngs

    Hail Ratti, Foxee, CC & Genie for they are legends in their own pants........I see a T shirt for the 16th......
    Hey FM...design the shirt for us...your call on what you call us.....be funny as fuck I reckon......please can it not be pink and have Carvers face on it.....LOL
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Hey FM...design the shirt for us...your call on what you call us.....be funny as fuck I reckon......please can it not be pink and have Carvers face on it.....LOL
    The only place I would have Carvers face anywhere near me is the back of a very 'worn' pair of pants......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Oh the Irony in that sentence......
    Well spotted oh educated one......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Ummmm ...... only you can answer that smoky...but let us no when you find the answer
    Noooo I fit in the more experienced age group, my tastes are varied, unlike a young one driven by lust and conquests.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Well spotted oh educated one......

    That one is over the fox's head......

    FM we want T shirts not Carvers bum on ya pant's....I have a really bad mental pic now of Carver and your butt...release me

    I'll go get a pie.............
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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