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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    Safety glasses OMG...ok cc you better do it....I'll stand back...I'll have Aunty watch ya back.....

    I'm pickin that it will go off with a 'thawnnnn...snap crackle pop"....lol...then I'm picking he will cough....

    Claw marks jeeeepurrrs...if there is any I'll let you do first aid and lick them clean......

    Purrrrrrfect night to you to .....meow
    Hehe! I hope you girls appreciate that drifter would be donning the g-string speshiel like for the kittens. He's pron(e) to wearing nothing under his leathers.. or so I'm told

    But I'm willing to help out where I can. Now cover your eyes kittens

    Luckily he doesn't mind the occasional playful...


    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Claws??? claws?? I don't claw, maybe a bit of a nibble here and there, but nothing I'd have to explain.

    Which way does he bend cc? does he wiggle or have you trained him to sit, stay, roll over?

    We wouldnt have to wear safety glasses Kittens, that's what we have biker gear for. the nasty twang wen the g-string goes would be soaked up by the armour in our gear...boots and helmets compulsory!
    Now bites & nibbles, you & be both girl. (that line may well cum back to bite me )

    Bend you say I never noticed any bend.... "Oh drifter, could you show us your...."

    I'm sure he would be all things to all kittens. He's very amenable & vert very nordy, but you girls know that.

    True, bike gear would add a fun element to the activities & if anything gets damaged, no problems, I work in a bike shop... so who here likes leather...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Well spotted oh educated one......
    Damn, missed another referent...poor secluded life that I have led.

    T SHirts, definatly T shirts. Pink a no-go...yuk.

    I want the pic 'drift posted of the cougar and my name...

    even just the cougar!
    Or Bait-whisperer
    or...
    lol.
    I need a big shirt so I think I'll make one myself. I have a pc and an iron.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post
    Hehe! I hope you girls appreciate that drifter would be donning the g-string speshiel like for the kittens. He's pron(e) to wearing nothing under his leathers.. or so I'm told

    But I'm willing to help out where I can. Now cover your eyes kittens

    Luckily he doesn't mind the occasional playful...


    Now bites & nibbles, you & be both girl. (that line may well cum back to bite me )

    Bend you say I never noticed any bend.... "Oh drifter, could you show us your...."

    I'm sure he would be all things to all kittens. He's very amenable & vert very nordy, but you girls know that.

    True, bike gear would add a fun element to the activities & if anything gets damaged, no problems, I work in a bike shop... so who here likes leather...
    LOL...kitten out of rep but keep it coming....meowwwwwwwwwwww!

    Ok you no lots about drifter...pics chick or he's a fake eating tooooo many pies with FM

    Purring purring.....am I doing it right Aunty???????????
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Damn, missed another referent...poor secluded life that I have led.

    T SHirts, definatly T shirts. Pink a no-go...yuk.

    I want the pic 'drift posted of the cougar and my name...

    even just the cougar!
    Or Bait-whisperer
    or...
    lol.
    I need a big shirt so I think I'll make one myself. I have a pc and an iron.
    Yeah lol....make us T's...........

    "White bait" he went that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    So, looks like you scared the young 'uns off again. No staying power these lads

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    what do you want on your shirt Foxz? can you get a shirt to me this week? Im home evenings and often during the day depending on work.

    Where do I keep my snuggly fat older man? In another town, we only see each other everynow and again. happens he's here this weekend.

    O! O!! I know what we can put on our shirts....a pic of 'drift! o go on cc pretty please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    So, looks like you scared the young 'uns off again. No staying power these lads
    sad but true...

    gotta ask this tho FM...you were telling us about a romantic evening with MrsM...you done already? Talk about lack of staying power
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    So thats what all teh padding is for.......I have been sooooo educated over the last 36 hours and at 43 I thought I knew most tihngs

    Hail Ratti, Foxee, CC & Genie for they are legends in their own pants........I see a T shirt for the 16th......
    Who said we was in our own pants, Max!? NO! We was not in each others either, but don't let that stop the mental image from tingling the back of your mind, hun

    May I have a t-shirt too?? Make sure you spell CC correctly..... Oh! Bu Bu But... I'm waaay over here

    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Oh the Irony in that sentence......
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Well spotted oh educated one......
    43 you say? Hmmm
    Oh & have you two young men stopped giving each other know looks...

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    night night. Got a few plans for this evening myself ;-D
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    Quote Originally Posted by cc rider View Post

    Oh & have you two young men stopped giving each other know looks...
    We still meet in public toilets when we can.

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    Fatti and Ratii up a tree
    k. i. s. s .ficka tee!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Ah. a few questions to answer here....

    Mrs Max has been bathed, fed, watered, massaged (loved up) and put to bed to relax after a hard day gawd bless her so I am on KB talking to you lot.

    I shall try and get T shirts done but always prefer a woman without one, if you know what I mean

    And I am 43, yes a bug fat 43, loving it. Your 20's are spent trying to get women into bed and getting let down. Your 30's are spent finding too many kinds of the wrong woman. Buy when you are in your 40's, you have found the right woman and it's all on.....cant wait till I'm 70, if I cark it while loving my missus the undertaker wil have real trouble getting the coffin lid down......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Fatti and Ratii up a tree
    k. i. s. s .ficka tee!
    No, all wrong

    Fatti and Ratti up a tree

    Then the fucking branch broke cos he is a big fat pommie bastard.....

    Get with reality mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    We still meet in public toilets when we can.
    Ahhhhh, Mission Bay on that cold, drizzly Sunday morning.......blisss

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