Virtues of the 40+ male

**Maha** · 8th February 2010, 15:06

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Wise words mate,

Look out 40+ ladies I say....wey hey....

He went from Sly Fox to Slo Fox over night....

**MSTRS:Me** · 8th February 2010, 16:00

Originally Posted by slofox

Great thing about the 40+ bit is that there are fewer and fewer women who are "too old" for you...

...or those you can catch are grateful?

**Skyryder** · 8th February 2010, 16:13

Originally Posted by slofox

Great thing about the 40+ bit is that there are fewer and fewer women who are "too old" for you...

At twenty five it's down hill all the way from there on out for us guys. Still, going down hill is a lot more fun than the climb up and the downhill bit last longer too. Just one of my 'takes' on ageing and life..

Skyryder

**Ronin** · 8th February 2010, 16:48

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

But it's so, er, satisfying, showing them.

Steve

Credit card? I thought thats what the van was for.

**Genie** · 8th February 2010, 18:26

The virtues of the 40+ male.....wouldn't know about that. My ex husband was 6 years younger than me. He wasn't good for much beyond the bedroom. Seriously, freakin useless. Just as well I'm not.

**allycatz** · 8th February 2010, 18:41

Originally Posted by Genie

The virtues of the 40+ male.....wouldn't know about that. My ex husband was 6 years younger than me. He wasn't good for much beyond the bedroom. Seriously, freakin useless. Just as well I'm not.

My ex gave me five gorgeous kids....I guess he got some things right

**Foxzee** · 8th February 2010, 18:47

Originally Posted by Genie

The virtues of the 40+ male.....wouldn't know about that. My ex husband was 6 years younger than me. He wasn't good for much beyond the bedroom. Seriously, freakin useless. Just as well I'm not.

Gentle chick....you'll release the inner hounds of all the 40+ men when they read that you are not useless in the bedroom....cripes Fatt Max will begin to do backflips and Drifter will start taking more clothes off...........LOL

**rickstv** · 8th February 2010, 18:49

I've noticed one thing about getting older, the quack stops worrying about your family jewels and starts taking an unhealthy interest in your arshole.
Rick.

**Retroqueen** · 8th February 2010, 19:08

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Wise words mate,

Look out 40+ ladies I say....wey hey....

Hmmmmmm rides a motorbike (tick) hmmmmmmmmmmmmm eats pies (tick) hmmmmmmm and drinks beer......(tick) does that mean three ticks I'M IN!!!!

**smoky** · 8th February 2010, 19:13

I have always thought she made am awesome 40 year old, mind you it would've been better if Mary were a little Goth.

**YellowDog** · 8th February 2010, 19:24

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Only 20 years before being eligible for the pension.
Youngsters will offer to help you across the road.
Japanese cruisers start to make sense.
The wife leaves ya for a younger model.
Cops and doctors start looking like they should still be in school.
You start looking at cars that are easy to park
You get some nifty reading glasses
Grey chest hair
Gray hair on your nads
You creep out young ladies when you stare at them

woooohoooo.....roll on 60

Being able to see the grey hair on your nads (over the stomache) would be a plus point!

**tri boy** · 8th February 2010, 19:27

At 40ish, men can almost take a leak without spraying the floor.
Cleaning come off curtains is a thing of the past, as we can't "shoot" that far anymore.
Higher quality of booze n drugs in the house.

**allycatz** · 8th February 2010, 19:31

Originally Posted by rickstv

I've noticed one thing about getting older, the quack stops worrying about your family jewels and starts taking an unhealthy interest in your arshole.
Rick.

Aww even 'arseholes' need looking after