Virtues of the 40+ male

[Fatt Max]

Being able to see the grey hair on your nads (over the stomache) would be a plus point!

Hair on the nads...? Do you really get hair on the nads....? Not seen mine since I was 12 so I wouldnt know.......30 years and all this time it was hair, I thought it was residue starch off me knickers.....

[Foxzee]

I think I'm in love........again.....

You I think you are too easily lead in your old state.....................LOL

[Fatt Max]

You I think you are too easily lead in your old state.....................LOL

Yep, guilty as charged,

As for easily lead, I wish I could get some lead in the old pencil a bit more easily..........eek.....

[peasea]

Gentle chick....you'll release the inner hounds of all the 40+ men when they read that you are not useless in the bedroom....cripes Fatt Max will begin to do backflips and Drifter will start taking more clothes off...........LOL

I think you miss-read the post. Most likely on purpose.

[Foxzee]

Yep, guilty as charged,

As for easily lead, I wish I could get some lead in the old pencil a bit more easily..........eek.....

Apparently there are exercises that can be done...now if we had Dean on this thread he could wiki it for you FM...go fobid just let us all hope that he doesn't draw the diagrams..................LOL

[Foxzee]

I think you miss-read the post. Most likely on purpose.

Dam.......that's what's happens when you get a youngin in a mature thread...we always miss read you old buggers.....

[smoky]

I can’t say I know what the virtues of the 40+ male is for you ladies, but as a 40+ male I can say what I find virtuous about being 40+;

You can rip around on motorbike, party all night and drink whiskey, but unlike when I was in my 30’s; my immaturity is now thought of as “youthful” and “refreshing’ instead of “irresponsible” and “annoying.”

I take time now days to write poetry and drink wine, I prefer candle lit dinners and BBQ’s – good conversation has become an enjoyable art, I have discovered I genuinely enjoy learning about another person – 40 is a time of discovering ones soul

I don’t care if my ears are hairier than my head, that when I go to brush the hair out of my eyes – it’s my eyebrows. I lamented my youth, tried in vain to extend it’s image, until I discovered what the best kind of woman like; I have a contentment and confidence that seems to get me in enough hot water now days

As for intimacy or recreational pleasure; as you get older you tend to focus on giving rather than getting off. Confidence is a real asset.
And what's all this bullshit about not enough lead in the pencil, or a bit slow getting started - I'm better than I've ever been - yeha bring it on

[peasea]

...that's what's happens when you get a youngin in a mature thread..

Are you saying you wear old clothes?

[Fatt Max]

Apparently there are exercises that can be done...now if we had Dean on this thread he could wiki it for you FM...go fobid just let us all hope that he doesn't draw the diagrams..................LOL

Oh, yes I know all about them......can get a bit messy if you fuck them up (especially the 'rotation' sequence) so it's just handy that we live next to the Kleenx factory.

Mind you, soft lighting, scented oils and a picture of Susan Boyle on the back of any motorbike you care to mention would soon get the old boy pumping........yeeeaaaahhhhhh..........

[Fatt Max]

I can’t say I know what the virtues of the 40+ male is for you ladies, but as a 40+ male I can say what I find virtuous about being 40+;

You can rip around on motorbike, party all night and drink whiskey, but unlike when I was in my 30’s; my immaturity is now thought of as “youthful” and “refreshing’ instead of “irresponsible” and “annoying.”

I take time now days to write poetry and drink wine, I prefer candle lit dinners and BBQ’s – good conversation has become an enjoyable art, I have discovered I genuinely enjoy learning about another person – 40 is a time of discovering ones soul

I don’t care if my ears are hairier than my head, that when I go to brush the hair out of my eyes – it’s my eyebrows. I lamented my youth, tried in vain to extend it’s image, until I discovered what the best kind of woman like; I have a contentment and confidence that seems to get me in enough hot water now days

As for intimacy or recreational pleasure; as you get older you tend to focus on giving rather than getting off. Confidence is a real asset.
And what's all this bullshit about not enough lead in the pencil, or a bit slow getting started - I'm better than I've ever been - yeha bring it on

I believe I have found my god.......ommmmmm.....

[Foxzee]

Are you saying you wear old clothes?

Depends on what items you are referring to ...some may be a liddle thread bare

[Monkeynz]

I'm over 40 and have a 9 month old son and a wife 11 years my junior, I say life is great. Although the body is telling me otherwise, I'm not fat but my muscles and bones ache a lot and thats not because of the younger wife either, he he.

[Foxzee]

Oh, yes I know all about them......can get a bit messy if you fuck them up (especially the 'rotation' sequence) so it's just handy that we live next to the Kleenx factory.

Mind you, soft lighting, scented oils and a picture of Susan Boyle on the back of any motorbike you care to mention would soon get the old boy pumping........yeeeaaaahhhhhh..........

Ummmm.....Susan Boyle????........ok FM you have got me there............LOL

[Ratti]

Hmmmmmm rides a motorbike (tick) hmmmmmmmmmmmmm eats pies (tick) hmmmmmmm and drinks beer......(tick) does that mean three ticks I'M IN!!!!

You'n me both Retro! Jeez FM, I hope you've set aside some time on the 16th...thats at least 3 of us willing to stand in line for our turn. Only with MrsM's permissionof course, if she-who-must-be-obeyed says NO then it's all off!

[Fatt Max]

Ummmm.....Susan Boyle????........ok FM you have got me there............LOL

Yeah, it's a throwback from my 'I Really Want To Get Jiggy With Funny Looking Scottish People' phase.

I'm over it now, however I do find the Briscoes lady quite attractive. Sometimes I imagine me and her rolling around the towels and laundry accessory isles, with her saying "yeah fat boy, give me 50% off all weekend, 50% off all weekend, yeah baby, yeah, oh yeah, uh uh uh, oh babbbeeeeee, yeaaaahhh.......oh you fucking fat whore, do that to me over the checkout and I'll cut you a deal on some plates with matching cups......"