Virtues of the 40+ male

**nudemetalz** · 9th February 2010, 14:28

I'll let ya know what 40 is like in 12 days time ...

**Fatt Max** · 9th February 2010, 14:58

Originally Posted by cc rider

Oh Max, I'm only going to disappoint you my sweet.... I swing the other way...

I'm a vegi

Great......

Dont get me started on what you can do with the tickly flowery bits on the end of a bunch of celery........

And as for eggplant, well, bite down on something, I'm going in..........

**golfmade** · 9th February 2010, 14:59

If you're bald don't need to worry about getting a hair cut, that's a virtue ain't it?

**cc rider** · 9th February 2010, 19:39

True, being all soft & silky smooth is rather nice....

I'm sure being bald is has it's advantages too

**Fatt Max** · 9th February 2010, 19:55

Originally Posted by cc rider

True, being all soft & silky smooth is rather nice....

I'm sure being bald is has it's advantages too

Yes it has many.

My favourite is that it saves time and money in selecting an amusing costume for a fancy dress party. Simply buy a cheap polo neck sweater and go as a willy.

Cheaper still, turn up in nothing but your Y fronts. When asked "What are you?" simply reply "a premature ejaculation, I've come in my pants"

**cc rider** · 9th February 2010, 19:57

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Great......

Dont get me started on what you can do with the tickly flowery bits on the end of a bunch of celery........

And as for eggplant, well, bite down on something, I'm going in..........

Oh, butt if I'm biting down, how are you going in.... Is you a illusionist Max, cause I'm sure you'll need mirrors for this

A good veging is nothing without a squirt of dressing... do you prefer home made??
Nothing more annoying then having a mouthful stick in your throat due to lack of tasty topping.

It's refreshing to know that 40+ men are taking an active interest in what's good for them & thier girls

**Fatt Max** · 9th February 2010, 20:00

Originally Posted by cc rider

Oh, butt if I'm biting down, how are you going in.... Is you a illusionist Max, cause I'm sure you'll need mirrors for this

A good veging is nothing without a squirt of dressing... do you prefer home made??
Nothing more annoying then having a mouthful stick in your throat due to lack of tasty topping.

It's refreshing to know that 40+ men are taking an active interest in what's good for them & thier girls

Hey, I know you.....you're that lady on the food channel with the big knockers.........can you say you are even if you're not........go on, ah go on......eh eh......

**cc rider** · 9th February 2010, 20:01

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

I'll let ya know what 40 is like in 12 days time ...

Actually nude, we'd prefer to hear from your missus, what a 40 yo is like

**cc rider** · 9th February 2010, 20:03

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Hey, I know you.....you're that lady on the food channel with the big knockers.........can you say you are even if you're not........go on, ah go on......eh eh......

Yeah, you got me Max (grabs remote.. flicks stations... where that friggen food channel .grrr!)

**Fatt Max** · 9th February 2010, 20:03

Originally Posted by cc rider

Actually nude, we'd prefer to hear from your missus, what a 40 yo is like

She told me I was fucking amazing.......oops, sorry......

**Skyryder** · 9th February 2010, 20:10

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Yes it has many.

My favourite is that it saves time and money in selecting an amusing costume for a fancy dress party. Simply buy a cheap polo neck sweater and go as a willy.

Cheaper still, turn up in nothing but your Y fronts. When asked "What are you?" simply reply "a premature ejaculation, I've come in my pants"

Of which reminds me of a mime artist doing an impression of a knee trembler. Loosely translated as a 'panta panta panta panta ' mime.

Skyyrder