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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    aww..come on Foxz...information woman...we need bloody information...

    who?
    from your house? YOu sly Fox you, onya Kitten!
    when......
    He should be online soon.......I'll have to let him tell you his wildest dreams that he has encountered since he's last been on here.....

    No dammit wasn't at my house.......
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Am sending the big guy out to sort the T's tomorrow, thanks gals
    New man has moved into our street, white hot meat on a lurvely bike. Could ride that all day and I reckon the bike would be good as well
    Wonder what I will be doing while old chubby chops is in welly making an arse out of himself, poor thing.
    look after him for me ladies and whatever you do, dont touch his socks

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    Simple Kitt. purve at the new meat....

    Damn it, that's my main intention for being at this protest...hot buns in leather...mmmmmmmmmmm

    Just a question...we can rip FM's gear off him in a mad frenzy, but leave his socks on and it doesnt count as adultery?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Simple Kitt. purve at the new meat....

    Damn it, that's my main intention for being at this protest...hot buns in leather...mmmmmmmmmmm

    Just a question...we can rip FM's gear off him in a mad frenzy, but leave his socks on and it doesnt count as adultery?
    lol....if you touch his socks it is counted as assault with offensive menswear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    He should be online soon.......I'll have to let him tell you his wildest dreams that he has encountered since he's last been on here.....

    No dammit wasn't at my house.......
    Slow down ladies... the man is back, have some dribble to read thru..... eh Ratti?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    ignore this post, misfired again
    Sounds like a story of one's life.... who's??? well shootin misfires IS safe... lol
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    aye, it is safe. but wot the heck safe is not everything.

    so ToyBoy..spill the juicy details...who's the lucky wench?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Slow down ladies... the man is back, have some dribble to read thru..... eh Ratti?
    I dont dribble ToyBoy...well only if Im full
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Slow down ladies... the man is back, have some dribble to read thru..... eh Ratti?
    See girls I told he was going to be back soon.......and I'm picking he came from ^^^^^ that way.......Mrs Max where did you have him hiding??????.........lol
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    So Ratti fill me in! what age you up to now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    lol....if you touch his socks it is counted as assault with offensive menswear
    ick..thanks for the headsup Kitt...methinks leave him to you. You're the one who married him..for better. for worse. and it dont come much worse than assault with a sock. almost grounds for divorce that is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    aye, it is safe. but wot the heck safe is not everything.

    so ToyBoy..spill the juicy details...who's the lucky wench?
    Yeah toy boi...who is it??????????? no pressure..................
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    lol....if you touch his socks it is counted as assault with offensive menswear


    Mrs Max mrs max... You are NOT a "L" plate rider are you....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    I dont dribble ToyBoy...well only if Im full
    Learn to sneeze on command Aunty...that fixes that problem.........
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    well I have a 70+ who is keen.
    Im thinking about it, I have a thing for fat bastards, and hes a short skinny chap..
    I have this vision of having to sling him over my shoulder and drop him off at Emergency. Hell Im close to 6foot and built for comfort. He might get lost in the curves. Make for damned uncomfortable riding if I can't find him again to remove him
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