For women of a 'certain age'...

**Foxzee** · 12th February 2010, 21:31

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Shorts good Cas... well in fact mean very little when laying down....??

hahaha kitten ....wot he is saying is he has the short straw....you lay down and look up....awwwwww gravity there you go bigger now love

**allycatz** · 12th February 2010, 21:32

Originally Posted by gatch

I am very much ok with cougars.

I went to a party not long ago, I usually carry a few durex and a tube of lube for emergency purposes in the tank bag. One of the girls decided to swing a leg over the bike and in doing so bumped open the unzipped bag, 'hello'.

Not the first time my bike has gotten me some action ha.

Well ,a man that comes prepared for the 'Big One' when it happens

**2wheeldrifter** · 12th February 2010, 21:32

Originally Posted by Foxzee

Hahaha they are easy to pull away from cos they are pullng on themselves....ok...dick...clutch...dick...clutch.. .fuck yellow light again..ok no need to repeat...............

Maybe true Foxzee, think its more to do with an over load build up in our sacks... can't ride a bike all tense babe!

anyway your just upset it's getting on your vissour!

**Foxzee** · 12th February 2010, 21:33

Originally Posted by gatch

I am very much ok with cougars.

I went to a party not long ago, I usually carry a few durex and a tube of lube for emergency purposes in the tank bag. One of the girls decided to swing a leg over the bike and in doing so bumped open the unzipped bag, 'hello'.

Not the first time my bike has gotten me some action ha.

So with the lube she lubed your chain.................

**gatch** · 12th February 2010, 21:34

Originally Posted by allycatz

Well ,a man that comes prepared for the 'Big One' when it happens

Always prepared, ever ready.

Keeps going and going and going.

**Fatt Max** · 12th February 2010, 21:36

Originally Posted by gatch

40 + men are scrumptious ?

And heres me thinking a menage trois was filthy..

I thought it was some kind of posh French wine.......

**gatch** · 12th February 2010, 21:36

Originally Posted by Foxzee

So with the lube she lubed your chain.................

Something like that yeah, shes a messy girl though, spread the stuff allll over the show.

**Fatt Max** · 12th February 2010, 21:37

Listen, do have to be scared when I get down there on Tuesday, I just need to know what to pack you see......

**Foxzee** · 12th February 2010, 21:38

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Maybe true Foxzee, think its more to do with an over load build up in our sacks... can't ride a bike all tense babe!

anyway your just upset it's getting on your vissour!

yeah visor is right...dam over spray....not going to sit behind you again at lights..........

**2wheeldrifter** · 12th February 2010, 21:39

Originally Posted by gatch

Something like that yeah, shes a messy girl though, spread the stuff allll over the show.

after you shot as well I hope, like a good dirty girl?

way to go gatch lol

**2wheeldrifter** · 12th February 2010, 21:40

Originally Posted by Foxzee

yeah visor is right...dam over spray....not going to sit behind you again at lights..........

Say AHHHHHHHH has protein sweet child

**allycatz** · 12th February 2010, 21:41

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

I thought it was some kind of posh French wine.......

Nah thats what ya get after ya drunk it

**gatch** · 12th February 2010, 21:41

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Listen, do have to be scared when I get down there on Tuesday, I just need to know what to pack you see......

A sack of gerbils should do it.

Chuck the little sods on the ground to distract the cougars while you gap it to the refuge of the local bakery.

Failing that pop the last of the furry little love balls in your bum and tell em your gay.

Godspeed fattmax.