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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    No chance of that tonight, its asleep, just like him.
    There is always tomorrow morning though...in the shower.....mmmmmmm
    Just slap it around alittle MM, he'l have a good wet dream... well that's what he'll think lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    How loud do you purr??????????? then.......
    I don't purr. I roar.

    And its thunderous.
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Just slap it around alittle MM, he'l have a good wet dream... well that's what he'll think lol
    Could always put his hand in a bowl of warm water and watch him piss himself and then post the pics
    Actually, sooner dry hump him and see what happens
    And I got a Brazillian done today the ungrateful bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't purr. I roar.

    And its thunderous.
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........so I can put the batteries away....and you will rock........like thunder
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    Could always put his hand in a bowl of warm water and watch him piss himself and then post the pics
    Actually, sooner dry hump him and see what happens
    And I got a Brazillian done today the ungrateful bastard
    oh truly ungrateful MM, you dry hump him girl, make him raw... lazy little prick it is for you tonight!
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    I don't think I would be suited to the sport at hand. I'd like to have someone who enjoys the adventure of sex & love making, driving each other mad 'til you just want to jump them, then maybe go for a ride (the other sort of ride ) Trying whatever takes our fancy & where ever. Someone with stamina. But also being able to enjoy each others company by just being curled up together on the couch, working on the bikes, hanging out at the races or getting off our dials on a nice drop or a spliff or two.
    I think at the end of the day, having someone who 'gets' you no matter the age is awesome. My ex was only 2 yrs younger. But I know I'd still prefer men in their 40s. And if younger then me, well
    I don't think I'm the type to attract younger guys though. I prefer to nibble for longer, not bite once Grrr!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Max View Post
    Could always put his hand in a bowl of warm water and watch him piss himself and then post the pics
    Actually, sooner dry hump him and see what happens
    And I got a Brazillian done today the ungrateful bastard
    I sooooooooooooooo love your style Mrs max....hey don't waste the brazillian.......tell the young ones it's a Mrs Max special no topping just a basic pie........
    Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........so I can put the batteries away....and you will rock........like thunder
    Live meat foxzee.... batteries are dead.

    live it's the go!
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    Whoa! Looka all I missed......
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    Good Morning KB.....Cock-a-doodle-fecking-doo
    I love this thread, especially when I'm out and Mrs M gets into it......and this morning I get a 'Rio Surprise' in the shower........

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    Bending over to pick up the soap were ya?????......
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxzee View Post
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........so I can put the batteries away....and you will rock........like thunder
    Yes, batteries are out love.

    Best put your helmet on and do it up tight. It's gonna be a bumpy ride..
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Bending over to pick up the soap were ya?????......
    Not me doing the bending but PLENTY of soap involved

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Not me doing the bending but PLENTY of soap involved
    Must o been very dirty then eh chief.
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    Must o been very dirty then eh chief.
    Filthy, absolutley filthy......so filthy even the Germans would give it the big 'Nein Nein, das bin too filthy, ya"

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