Valentines Day

**crazyhorse** · 13th February 2010, 11:20

Originally Posted by p.dath

So your getting her everything she wants then huh

. That might make her next birthday tricky.

No, thats when you buy her the pole too

**p.dath** · 13th February 2010, 11:27

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

No, thats when you buy her the pole too

Wow, just had a brain flash.

How about a pole with a built in dildo?

**crazyhorse** · 13th February 2010, 11:28

Originally Posted by p.dath

Wow, just had a brain flash.

How about a pole with a built in dildo?

Now you sound a bit strange..........

**MIXONE** · 13th February 2010, 11:38

Originally Posted by p.dath

Wow, just had a brain flash.

How about a pole with a built in dildo?

You know that no hands hanging upside down on the pole thing that some strippers do?
With a dildo pole it could be no hands and no legs...

**p.dath** · 13th February 2010, 11:40

Originally Posted by MIXONE

You know that no hands hanging upside down on the pole thing that some strippers do?
With a dildo pole it could be no hands and no legs...

Now that would be muscle control!

**Fatt Max** · 13th February 2010, 15:39

A good, hard, filthy root costs nothing and means more than some poxy card or a crap pressie....and all girls love a good, hard, filthy root....

**Subike** · 13th February 2010, 16:48

I thought Valentines Day was for secret lovers, to send a message to that other person you really want to be with but they dont know.
And to recieve love notes from a person who love you that you dont know about.
A time for sending a gift to that married man/woman
The handsome boss at your work
the sexy receptionist in the ofice you deliver parcels too.
A time to express your secret love towards another.
Not this comercial crap that we see today, and it is manipulated by retailers to include people who already know each other.
hell thats just greed buy the rich pigs wanting to steal more of your money

**phred** · 13th February 2010, 18:01

Me and my darlin going for a ride together with a nice lunch somewheres.

**AllanB** · 13th February 2010, 18:51

We usually don't do anything for it. Having said that I've been a grumpy shit this week (so I've been told) so I got MrsB a box of chocs for tomorrow.

Mind you she will be lucky to get half of them once the kids see them!

I like the above ride and lunch idea.

**crazyhorse** · 13th February 2010, 20:29

Originally Posted by Subike

I thought Valentines Day was for secret lovers, to send a message to that other person you really want to be with but they dont know.
And to recieve love notes from a person who love you that you dont know about.
A time for sending a gift to that married man/woman
The handsome boss at your work
the sexy receptionist in the ofice you deliver parcels too.
A time to express your secret love towards another.
Not this comercial crap that we see today, and it is manipulated by retailers to include people who already know each other.
hell thats just greed buy the rich pigs wanting to steal more of your money

Its anything you want it to be ............if you find someone who you wanna send that secret message to, fine, if you don't, then your loved one is the one to express your love to - but hey, its all a bit of fun

**steve_t** · 13th February 2010, 20:33

My missus told me today that even though she'd always ranted to me about how she hates cliches like flowers or chocolate, that she misses the fact that I used to get them for her

I told her that I knew the whole time that she was just like every other female but was saying crap about disliking cliches to try to display a sense of individuality. Of course, it's been cheaper for me to not buy those things so I wasn't going to say anything

And she admitted that I was correct, but she doesn't want anything for tomorrow anyway

**ynot slow** · 13th February 2010, 21:18

I grabbed a card,why?Romantic,yeah right.Why do people make a BIG thing about one friggin day,costs nothing to say "I love you"and can do that each day and mean it,that means more than any bloody crappy gift or flowers.People in a relationship that is all the woman wants,a simple love you with meaning.

**Ragingrob** · 13th February 2010, 21:58

My girlfriend is overseas for this month and I just got a txt from her saying to check inside her helmet for my valentine's day gift (she left two weeks ago), now I can not wait for her to get back and put them on!!!

I couldn't really think to do all that much, I've just organised a funny valentine's day "miss you" ecard thing with a message from me to get emailed to her tomorrow. Think it'll make her day for sure though!