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  1. 19th February 2010, 10:12 #1
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    Toilet paper dispenser

    What kind of madman thought this one up? The mind boggles...

    If the paper broke off inside, would you stick your finger in there to get it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    What kind of madman thought this one up? The mind boggles...

    If the paper broke off inside, would you stick your finger in there to get it?
    Yea it would be a shit if it broke off...........
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    Where do you find this stuff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    Where do you find this stuff?
    'twas emailed to me by my demented brother...
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    Looks like something Japanese...not the arsehole but the whole dispenser itself
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    'twas emailed to me by my demented brother...
    DMNTD is your brother?.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    Looks like something Japanese...not the arsehole but the whole dispenser itself
    You can tell an asian arsehole, its more 'left to right' than oval.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    You can tell an asian arsehole, its more 'left to right' than oval.
    Can't say I have seen one to confirm for ya but I'm sure if you google it you could determine if there is strength to this theory
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    DMNTD is your brother?.....
    Nah....at least, not as far as I know...never could tell with my old man...
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    Toilet holder

    If the toilet paper snaps off inside would you put your finger in to get it?
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    I wonder how many people have stuck their cock up that hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I wonder how many people have stuck their cock up that hole.
    ....you thought of that and posted it....AND you ride a HONDA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    ....you thought of that and posted it....AND you ride a HONDA
    Honda makes good bikes.
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    I am just wondering what the Tampon Dispenser looks like....

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