Owning your lane is all good. Just never ever try to defend your lane!

Originally Posted by
avgas
Most of all NEVER use the horn - it just makes you look like a pathetic dick.
With a stebel you'll come across like an angry cock... Personally I use mine to wake people up when they seem to have fallen asleep for one reason or the other - left-turns into multiple carriageways seems to have that effect on many. Unlike the pathetic tweeter that comes with most vehicles this horn will be heard no matter how quiet your car is.

Originally Posted by
FJRider
I got abused by a
woman (a regular occurance ....

) trying to
find a car park for
her SUV, I had parked my bike dead center of a car park. She wanted ME to find another "space" to park because I was "wasteing" the car park space because I was not using the ENTIRE parking space ... and HER SUV would ...
Says it all doesn't it?

Originally Posted by
Swoop
Have you done a search for "Stebel" on here?
Quite a few bikes are fitted with them and the resulting comments are quite entertaining!
They are a right hoot. Remember not to use it without earplugs.

Originally Posted by
sidecar bob
I often have the luxury of following my partner part way to work on her GSX 250. Quite apart from checking her arse out while im driving, i notice nearly every morning, she gets bullied at the roundabouts by people that think they can get across in front of her before she gets through.
The first couple of mornings i freaked out a bit, but she slows a little & nobody collides.
Im sure nobody does this to me on my RSV, it may be that i have a different perspecive on it, but im sure they dont.
I have people starting to pull out in front of me in roundabouts and then thinking better of it. But I think it's more to do with them misjudging my speed rather than trying to bully themselves through.

Originally Posted by
avgas
The horn just vents your anger. In a very silly form.
No, a horn is a way of saying wake-the-fuck-up and pay attention. I never use mine in anger - mostly because I don't get angry.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
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