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  1. 5th March 2010, 13:41 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Always amazes me how ugly the whores are, They never look like that in the movies.
    You just need a better budget.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    You just need a better budget.
    like...... Lisa Lewis? How much was for her on one whore website? $4k was I think (seen it on 60 Minutes years ago).


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    like...... Lisa Lewis? How much was for her on one whore website? $4k was I think (seen it on 60 Minutes years ago).
    She'd have to pay me more than that.....
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    Yeah you should have bunched it in the tooth!

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    Not sure I find the idea of a BJ from smelly whore ro be much of a turn on at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    Not sure I find the idea of a BJ from smelly whore ro be much of a turn on at all.
    close your eyes, pinch you nose, open the door and away she blows...
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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  7. 5th March 2010, 15:02 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    like...... Lisa Lewis? How much was for her on one whore website? $4k was I think (seen it on 60 Minutes years ago).
    Yeah - she advertises something like that - but lets be honest - Im pretty sure all get a bloody good discount off the sticker price.
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    Was she hot?

    Did your car get an STD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    You just need a better budget.
    I'm more of a sightseer.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    Not sure I find the idea of a BJ from smelly whore ro be much of a turn on at all.
    You could always give her a "one eyed pirate"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    Wasn't that cold last night. This time change the story about you getting a blow-job to something believable.
    im sick atm. is anyone else sick? really sore throat, cant sleep so fukin sore. runny nose, retarded head symptoms too.
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    I can understand the outrage. As if Marty would want ANY sort of Job.
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    jeez you could of at least been nice to skiddy, a ladyboy has to earn a living some how.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Always amazes me how ugly the whores are, They never look like that in the movies.
    That's because the good looking ones are busy with clients from earlier in the evening.

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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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