Baton/dildo

**carver** · 8th March 2010, 03:51

Ever wanted that bit of defence when ya caught out with a cager?
30 bucks, which includes shipping will get you one of these.
Made from kauri, so it is nice and strong.
I do not have any ASP's left, ad this is listed on behalf.
Pm me for ordering info

approx 12 inch/30cm long
60mm dia

**red mermaid** · 8th March 2010, 08:15

And you can be right behind Carver in the queue for the cells when you get locked up for having an offensive weapon.

**SMOKEU** · 8th March 2010, 08:55

It's tempting to build some sort of device by the gauge cluster on my bike that can hold large fishing sinkers so I can throw them while moving at cagers who almost knock me off my bike.

**nudemetalz** · 8th March 2010, 11:48

So ya dildo ya woman with it, then what?

**EJK** · 8th March 2010, 12:19

whats the reserve price? How much milage does it have?

cheers

**CookMySock** · 8th March 2010, 12:55

My understanding is it's legal if it's not concealed. There's a bloke who makes them over here, and I know a couple of shops who have them clipped up on the wall for everyone to see. It makes quite a talking point.

Steve

**avgas** · 8th March 2010, 13:36

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

So ya dildo ya woman with it, then what?

Smell my batton......

**Tank** · 8th March 2010, 13:40

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

My understanding is it's legal if it's not concealed. There's a bloke who makes them over here, and I know a couple of shops who have them clipped up on the wall for everyone to see. It makes quite a talking point.

Steve

and again you would be wrong. It is an offence to carry something as a weapon. ie - if you did not have a legitimate reason to carry it. People have been charged for it previously.

No different to you carrying your nun-chucks really. Just because they are not concealed dos't make it legal.

**MisterD** · 8th March 2010, 13:43

Originally Posted by Tank

and again you would be wrong. It is an offence to carry something as a weapon. ie - if you did not have a legitimate reason to carry it. People have been charged for it previously.

So if you're going to carry a baseball bat around, make sure you've got a glove and a ball too?

**Tank** · 8th March 2010, 13:45

Originally Posted by MisterD

So if you're going to carry a baseball bat around, make sure you've got a glove and a ball too?

bingo! And preferably a small boy to play with.

edit - oh boy - could that be taken out of context !

**ManDownUnder** · 8th March 2010, 13:47

And now this thread's up I expect the prosecution's case to demonstrate intent should be reasonably watertight.

**UberRhys** · 8th March 2010, 13:51

Originally Posted by Tank

and again you would be wrong. It is an offence to carry something as a weapon. ie - if you did not have a legitimate reason to carry it. People have been charged for it previously.

No different to you carrying your nun-chucks really. Just because they are not concealed dos't make it legal.

Originally Posted by MisterD

So if you're going to carry a baseball bat around, make sure you've got a glove and a ball too?

Originally Posted by Tank

bingo! And preferably a small boy to play with.

edit - oh boy - could that be taken out of context !

So it would be okay to dress up as ninja's and carry round a samurai sword?

**Tank** · 8th March 2010, 13:51

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

And now this thread's up I expect the prosecution's case to demonstrate intent should be reasonably watertight.

It probably wont be in all fairness. I guess that they would use it against drop kicks walking around with batons and nun chucks in public. personally I would rather they stopped them (and end up dropping the charges later) than leaving them walking around the streets - some of those fuckers are unhinged.