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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    Eewwwwwhhhhh! you just put me off Ok, I'll just stick to the spanish men.
    aren't they the ones that love to pinch bottoms...oh not that's the Italians. What is it then that the Spanish boys like to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    aren't they the ones that love to pinch bottoms...oh not that's the Italians. What is it then that the Spanish boys like to do?
    Its not what they like to do ... its just how often they like to do it ... if you know what I mean (oops wrong thread)
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Its not what they like to do ... its just how often they like to do it ... if you know what I mean (oops wrong thread)
    Um.................... sex?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    Um.................... sex?????
    yes ...... PLEASE .... !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    as sad as it is, you are correct. I know of one young lass (16) and she has amassed about 45 different lovers already
    Although 16 is a bit young for that amount of experince IMO, would you buy a bike without a test ride ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    aren't they the ones that love to pinch bottoms...oh not that's the Italians. What is it then that the Spanish boys like to do?
    wtf with this pinching bottoms thing? Sounds ouchy to me.

    Whatever happened to a nice pat and a soft slide up and down the bumcrack? Thats always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    would you buy a bike without a test ride ?
    Would you buy a bike with more owners than is years old ... ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Although 16 is a bit young for that amount of experince IMO, would you buy a bike without a test ride ?
    Actually, I did. My little beast....didn't ride it first, I knew it was the one I wanted, 'twas no doubt in my mind. I was correct, we're a match made in motorcycle heaven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Would you buy a bike with more owners than is years old ... ???
    Probably not, but I'd still like to ride it a bit just to see how it performs. Ok, things may be a bit slack with all that use, but a bit of oil and new rubber does wonders. Obviously you would have to check that the rims weren't cracked before giving it a good thrashing in the back streets, but hey, better safe than sorry.

    Same goes for the bike I guess.

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    The fact that NZ women are more promiscuous than NZ men is a first and a record. No other country can make this claim.

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    I'm sorry, but the maths doesn't add up.

    NZ women would have to be the most bisexual to have an average that much higher than men.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Whatever happened to a nice pat and a soft slide up and down the bumcrack? Thats always worked for me.
    FFS...at least buy me dinner next time

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    Where were these girls when I was a young fulla? I had to... um er.. never mind.
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post

    NZ women would have to be the most bisexual to have an average that much higher than men.
    Most guys would pay money to see that ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FJRider View Post
    Most guys would pay money to see that ...
    Most guys would HAVE to pay to see it

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