You should have to attend a 3 day seminar at your own expense, then sit a test to show you bothered taking in the information, then you should be given a license to buy ciggies.
The seminar will include a session, "how MUCH non smokers really HATE smelling your shit".
And two of the three days will be on "how not to smoke around non smokers", "living with leprosy", and my personal favourite, "your going to get punched".
The license with photo ID will have to be shown to buy smokes, it will state that "fuck no", you are not an organ donor, and the license will also exclude you from the public healthcare service should you be dying of smoking related illnesses. Considering you probably aided the deaths of 10-20 people during 30yrs of smoking yourself. Fairs fair.
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