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    if you work it right you probably wouldn't have to pay for it - isn't there something about the way you sit your bananas in the shopping trolley....... or be in the bar at closing time??????
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    @Rumgirl. So you have been to the New World in Thorndon on a Tuesday night.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by rumgirl View Post
    if you work it right you probably wouldn't have to pay for it - isn't there something about the way you sit your bananas in the shopping trolley....... or be in the bar at closing time??????

    haha.. just heard about that one.....
    iam in OZ and its a big thing here....
    Bananas in the front of the trolley....
    Its true.............................................. .....................
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth123 View Post
    Anyone want to come round and enjoy a nice salmon fillet, glass of wine and dessert?
    Yes please. I love salmon and am quite partial to wine

    EDIT: to answer your question. They are if you find the right one

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustic101 View Post
    @Rumgirl. So you have been to the New World in Thorndon on a Tuesday night.. lol
    no.... i'm in chch, but have heard rumours......
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    Don't worry bro, we all go through some form or another.
    I booked a table at a not-too-formal restaurant in town for a girl I quite fancy, long story short ended up inviting a friend along at the last minute.
    We were both stuffed off our faces, and it was only a single main meal.
    I managed to get a glorious picnic out of her on the Sunday following, though. Didn't even get a kiss on the cheeks, hint taken
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Well sadly its true, however you have to watch for the 'crazy eyes'... Its my favourite supermarket and I would prefer to keep going back without having to do command rolls around the isle to avoid those crazy impulse purchase mistakes lol

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    so which way do you point your banana's - and what does it get you???????? purely curious of course.....
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    Dude, she wasn't worthy of your effort. Move on. Someone else will appreciate it one day.

    "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

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    Quote Originally Posted by rumgirl View Post
    so which way do you point your banana's - and what does it get you???????? purely curious of course.....
    Personally I'm strictly a; bunch facing up with the joined pieces facing me, as I push the trolley. My understanding is that if you are a member of GLBT then its points down and either facing you or away from you dependant of if you give or take (or so I have been told)....

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    hen again I normally just look and crash into others (typical male). Would say hi if I was not so shy. It sucks being an introverted extrovert sometimes lol

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    I buy apples because I cant work out the whole banana thing

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    You don't do pairs (peers) hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gareth123 View Post
    Long story short she's left me high and dry and not even a phone call to say she couldn't make it. The look of pity on her parent's faces, I'll never forget it. I have to say I was slightly embarrassed, and it takes ALOT to embarrass me!
    Taking chix out is like applying for jobs.

    1.) Get as many applications out as you can

    2.) Get as many interviews as you can

    3.) Get as many offers as you can

    4.) Take the best offer you get, but don't tell the others "no" straight away.

    If you prepare for 100% success to only 1% of step one, you are going to be disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Taking chix out is like applying for jobs.
    Oh you stud you!

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