Daft customers

**rustyrobot** · 30th March 2010, 07:22

For more of the same:

(The customer is...)
http://notalwaysright.com/

A good work safe way to waste a few hours in laughter.

**Quasievil** · 30th March 2010, 08:24

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Still, I think the irate customer who rang us to complain about our tardy response to the email she sent advising us their email wasn't working takes the cake.

Gee Noel, what are you saying? are you saying your customers are stupid, mate another example of the computer industry alienating there customers blah blah blah blah blah blah ....................20 pages later blah blah blah blah blah

BWAAAAHHHHH

sorry could help me self

**george formby** · 30th March 2010, 08:38

Originally Posted by Mudfart

has anyone read the true story about the US carrier that asks a lighthouse to move out of collision course?! Crack up.

That is one of my all time favourites. " We are a light house, your call". Oooooooooh, the embarassment.

**The Stranger:Me** · 30th March 2010, 09:11

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Gee Noel, what are you saying? are you saying your customers are stupid,

- snip assumptions based on fallacy -

No Quasi, I didn't. She made a dumb mistake, we all make them.
You note I didn't use terms such as munter or idiot.

**The Stranger:Me** · 30th March 2010, 13:50

Originally Posted by Squiggles

I enjoy the support calls that end in me turning on the monitor

You should try one to Quasi with ripped jeans. I hear they can be fun too.

**Quasievil** · 30th March 2010, 14:34

Oh ripped jeans............mmmmmmm nope had one set that a customer used bleach all over, weakened the fabric so it fell apart, I guess you have subscribed to the wrong story, as you wish mate

Youre sounding to serious anyway, cant ya take a wind up these days

**PirateJafa** · 30th March 2010, 15:12

Originally Posted by The Stranger

You should try one to Quasi with ripped jeans. I hear they can be fun too.

"Disintegrating" would be a more accurate description.

In fact, I believe the excuse that the "shop" used there was that "Oh you've clearly spilled acid all over those to do that to them". Oh yes. Acid is commonly found in offices and whilst riding motorbikes, apparently.

And then people wonder why people don't buy locally. Give me foreign sweatshop-produced items any day of the week. At least they last.

**Trudes** · 30th March 2010, 15:13

Ok, you found me out, it was me trying to lure you to my "farm" so I could give you a cuppa tea with something special in it so I can tie you up in a stall and make you make mooing noises for my amusement.

**Slyer** · 30th March 2010, 15:24

For all you guys who love the 100% TRUE story about the lighthouse.
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

**The Stranger:Me** · 30th March 2010, 15:57

Originally Posted by Slyer

For all you guys who love the 100% TRUE story about the lighthouse.
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

Are u shore?

**The Stranger:Me** · 30th March 2010, 16:03

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Oh ripped jeans............mmmmmmm nope had one set that a customer used bleach all over, weakened the fabric so it fell apart, I guess you have subscribed to the wrong story, as you wish mate

Youre sounding to serious anyway, cant ya take a wind up these days

Ok, ok, you're right. I blame PMS and the full moon.

**Slyer** · 30th March 2010, 16:36

Jafa wouldn't even know what bleach is let alone use it.

**Quasievil** · 30th March 2010, 16:38

Originally Posted by PirateJafa

"Disintegrating" would be a more accurate description.

Yes it would, youre right

Originally Posted by PirateJafa

yes. Acid is commonly found in offices and whilst riding motorbikes, apparently.

yup and garages they had splashes all over them front back and every where in a very random pattern, sorry it upset you but I aint stoopid
and as agreed the case is closed so build a bridge and all that dude.