Haters

[rachprice]

Yeah just cracked me up how incensed he was over the whole incident....big fucking deal hey? I normally take off at lights at a reasonable speed as to not hold everyone up so whats the big deal??
Like I say he really needs to get a life if hes getting all upset about that!

[Pussy]

Heard you the first time, Rach!

[Skyryder]

What's brassing me off lately are the truck and car drivers as well as passengers that flick their cigarettes out the window. I have copped a few in the chest and one in the neck between my helmet and collar. Would have rather been stung by a bee lol

Makes me even more pissed off as I'm also a smoker and always consider who is behind me....

Just one of prices of biking. Ya need to get one of those plastic grenades. Just not too sure how you would hide it but the next tosser who flicks their ciggie just roll up and toss the plastic granade thru the open window. Probably highly illegal but remember in the dock you can say anything you like with complete impunity. And who knows with the right judge you just might get off with a warning.


Skyryder

[davebullet]

Must be April fools day, or people eating too much chocolate ahead of the weekend.

I had my first agro split retaliation too today. I was at kaiwharawhara heading north up the old hutt road. Split carefullly to the front at the ngaio gorge lights. Lexus in right lane sees me coming and without indicating pulls left to cut me off - taking off at great speed. In no time he was up to 90+ in the 60kph zone.

I just held back and let him go for it.

Usually it isn't us - we are just the straw that breaks the camels back or an avenue to vent past frustrations.

I don't take it too personally. Good thing I have an absorbent pillow when needed though.

[Crasherfromwayback]

i just held back and let him go for it.

Good thing i have an absorbent pillow

wtf???????

[rustic101]

Is funny really as I use to bike (as in push bike) from Silverstream to Welly and every morning. I had the same clown in the same car try and get as close to me as he could at speed (his not mine). I wear headphones so could never hear him coming and always kacked mah dacks.... Was never able to get his plate #. After a week of this I changed tac, left earlier every morning until I eventually found where he worked. After some constructive counselling with the individual I never had a problem after that

Some people just do not comprehend what there seemingly quick smart arse actions can have..

[smoky]

sheesh I'm missing out!!!! I don't get any abuse on my bike?

Might be the fact I'm the size of a house
or that I'm normally going twice as fast as most traffic and don't notice

but I do get lots of thumbs up, waves and smile (especially from ugly woman for some reason)

[rustic101]

but I do get lots of thumbs up, waves and smile (especially from ugly woman for some reason)

Right I'm off to buy a bigger bike, shit if it get me laid even from ugly woman lol

[bogan]

I pulled up next to some guy at the lights once, was in one of those misti gto things, he rolled down his window and said something like stupid biker why dont you just fuck off and die, wtf! asked him what he was on about and he just yelled more abuse at me, needless to say when the lights went green I was outa there pretty quick lest he decide to put his words into action. Thats the only abuse I recall, though after that getting the finger from a cager probably doesn't quite affect me so much.

[CookMySock]

I calmly turned around and gave him the universal symbol for f u. This riled him up so much that he drove back and forth in the street shouting obscenities. He even got out of the car and asked me to "come here" in a loud voice.

I had the same in the cage a few months ago. So I pulled in front of him just slightly!! But fark did he have a rabid!!

I lean out the window and stick my middle finger out as far as it would go and fully french-lick it up and down, and then insert it in my mouth and pump it in and out as fast as I can. I have never seen someone so angry in all my life. Fuck it was funny.

Steve

[davebullet]

wtf???????

The SV didn't deem a LExus a worthy challenger.... plus he was cutting over and I didn't fancy becoming a retread.

I have nothing to prove... (except for my absorbent pillow).

[davebullet]

I pulled up next to some guy at the lights once, was in one of those misti gto things, he rolled down his window and said something like stupid biker why dont you just fuck off and die, wtf! asked him what he was on about and he just yelled more abuse at me, needless to say when the lights went green I was outa there pretty quick lest he decide to put his words into action. Thats the only abuse I recall, though after that getting the finger from a cager probably doesn't quite affect me so much.

Just reply "one day, we both will"

[Pedrostt500]

Try this on, when ya get a cage looney just smile at them, if they realy go off their nut just laugh like fuck at em, it will wind them up the moron scale just a bit further.

And remember " Fuck it, ride on, it don't mean nothing". because we only let ourselves choose to be angry.

[bogan]

Just reply "one day, we both will"

or "fucking looking forward to it bro" and start wailing on his car with the kevlar gloves, that'd probly shut the fucker up, and when ACC makes bikers ride without registered plates I can get away scott free too

[Katman]

Fuck it was funny.

What was? - You pretending to suck a cock?