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  1. #31
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    I'm gonna say NO fucking on actual bike! Fuck that, given the intensity of a normal sexual encounter I don't want the bike scratched bits broken/bent so on for giving pleasure to a woman. If you feel inclined just bend her over it or get her to put one leg (carefully) on the tail end. That way you get to see her naked next to your bike. Fucken hot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grubber View Post
    Doin that to the wee bonnie aint too romantic for the bike either i wouldn't imagine!
    Should ask it one day!
    You've met the Bonnie Grubber
    You know shes got a big spirit for a little girl

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    It's completely useless fucking on a bike. Much better sitting on the loo, just watch out the seat doesnt come loose and rip off completely.

    Steve
    "I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
    "read what Steve says. He's right."
    "What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
    "I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
    "Wow, Great advise there DB."
    WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Much better sitting on the loo, just watch out the seat doesnt come loose and rip off completely.
    Speaking from experience there?

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    Must be awesome on the top of a Vtwin Harley. Just sit back and let the cylinders do all the work!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by retro asian View Post
    Must be awesome on the top of a Vtwin Harley. Just sit back and let the cylinders do all the work!!
    you forgot "if you know what i mean"....


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    Yes it is entirely possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    heehee, I have had sex on my Bonnie
    In the garage, door open, god knows who saw. ( I was living on the main road into town)
    It was great!~!!!!
    makes me smile just remembering
    He,he now we know why you love your Bonnie so much.

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    You can just imagine the clunk of the centre stand at the moment of climax as the bike then roles down the driveway past the front window of her husband's house.

    Mine's a virgin and staying that way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sentox View Post
    Speaking from experience there?
    Yes. Fucking on the loo is great.

    Steve
    "I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
    "read what Steve says. He's right."
    "What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
    "I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
    "Wow, Great advise there DB."
    WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Yes. Fucking on the loo is great.

    Steve
    Hope you santised it first!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs weekendwarrior View Post
    Hope you santised it first!!!
    I remember reading somewhere that the average shopping mall escelator hand rest has more germs on it than the average toilet seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DangerousBastard View Post
    Yes. Fucking on the loo is great.

    Steve
    All class that man.

    When Im having a shit - thats the last thing on my mind. Although once I did look down and think that it looked like a chocolate Mr Whippy ice cream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs weekendwarrior View Post
    Hope you santised it first!!!
    If you like the smell of sanitiser...


    Steve
    "I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
    "read what Steve says. He's right."
    "What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
    "I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
    "Wow, Great advise there DB."
    WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.

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    im available for practice sessions. me bikes up for it too.
    "I saw, I came, I conquered".

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