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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Can you let her know I found her.....
    Would if I could, dont remember her name, doubt that Mark even remembers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    Not desperate Sweety. I happen to know old farts are usually an experience worth having
    Quick, take me, take me, I'm yours!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    I don't 'sniff' teenage boys lmao!
    I live with one. Hve you forgotten how much they stink?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eyegasm View Post
    So you were a bit slow on accepting the offer eh Ratti??
    .... A real cougar would've pounced
    Aunti Ratti Does NOT go cougaring with her mother ok?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eyegasm View Post
    Oh dammit.... That must be where I am failing!

    What are these standards you speak of?
    Lets start with those abominations you call trousers shall we dear? I like a glimpse of arse as much as the next coug..er...woman. But a hint- a suggestion of the delights being hidden- is better than the entire crack ok?

    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Quick, take me, take me, I'm yours!
    And Mrs Oldrider will be where????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    And Mrs Oldrider will be where????
    Gulp, check mate!

    Fantasy meets reality again, damn it! Oh well, back to tea and cakes at the rest home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    Interesting to note your mother's comment.....I suppose Cleopatra was a cougar. How many others can you name? Quiz time...name at last 3 famous cougars....Liz Taylor, Cleopatra....nah can only think of two
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1330551296/nm0001028 Maxwell Caulfield/Juliet Mills 18 years difference

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm660052736/nm0004710 Naveen Andrews/Barbara Hershey 21 years difference

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    Oh yuck, the thought of having sex with someone young enough to be my son is really GROSS!!!!!!!!
    OK, what about some one old enough to be your granddad?

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    apparently that is popular with blondes...

    I went out last night and the subject of cougars came up. makes for amusing conversation. apparently just being over 35 makes one a cougar, 40 makes one a puma.

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    given how much grey is coming through..I must be heading for silver Fox..or as suggested already, a snow leopard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    apparently that is popular with blondes...

    I went out last night and the subject of cougars came up. makes for amusing conversation. apparently just being over 35 makes one a cougar, 40 makes one a puma.
    Bloody Hell, Im 50 next month, must make me the 'Sphinx'
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    All these cat's name for women...
    Does the pussy get bigger as the woman gets older?
    *he asks in all innocence*
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    no, it just takes 'longer' to fill'erup
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    All these cat's name for women...
    Does the pussy get bigger as the woman gets older?
    *he asks in all innocence*
    Nah, you guys shrink
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
    no, it just takes 'longer' to fill'erup
    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    Nah, you guys shrink :innocent
    So - the combination of the two means 'bottoming out' ceases to be a problem? If you know what I mean...
    Ooops - wrong thread
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    There are other perfectly good orifaces to consider first.....if you know what I mean! oops wrong thread again lol!
    It is entirely possible to teach an old blond new tricks!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    OK, what about some one old enough to be your granddad?
    He would have to be 80 years old plus

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