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    Oversized genitalia on Maori carvings

    Ok, who has not seen one of these and had a bit of a giggle to yourself?

    A Hamilton dad is protesting about carvings with the thread-titled appendages. He said it was not easy to explain them to his 3 under-10 year old children when they came across them in the garden display. I thought one of the kids response "Is that a penis?" very mature for someone that age - correct use of terminology, apparently un-embarrassed by the question (I say "apparently" as there is no indication one way or the other when reading the text).

    My first reaction (knee jerk) was one of gosh yes, how come these protuberances can appear out of nowhere and be in our face (so to speak) without any form of protest. But after reading the dad's reaction to the fact that he wouldn't complain about European nudity in art "because everything is kept in proportion" it made me wonder: do we get up in arms about the proportionality of it, or the nudity in general? I mean, puritans through the centuries have defaced even "proportioned" nude statues because of the display of dangly bits. Funnily enough nude women representations don't seem to cause the same reaction.... I wonder if that's because (as I read in an informative magazine once, which despite lots of provocative pictures, I was reading the articles....ahem) womens genitalia, being more internal, isn't as obvious as male therefore more 'discreet'.

    So how about it kb'ers. Are we just being prudes due to social, cultural and religious doctrine or is there something inherent in many of us which consider modesty good and desirable? (Try not to get this sent to the RR thread if possible).
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    Those Maori ones were modelled on me.

    See the thread in 'Proud' elsewhere....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    If you've got it... flaunt it!
    Likely to get myself busted if I follow THAT advice!
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    Some people will find any reason to complain.

    Looks like his kids were more mature about it than he was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Some people will find any reason to complain.

    Looks like his kids were more mature about it than he was.
    He could have been feeling bad about having a small pecker, too
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    Sounds like "dad" has an inferiority complex...
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    would be nice if dad would complain about something worthwhile....this story makes headlines.

    why is it that people in general do find the naked body so abhorrant they need to hide it and make it a dirty thing to be hidden and never to be discussed...must have been an upbringing thing.

    Personally, I dont' see what the fuss is about, it's a beautiful Maori carving and you know what they say about the darker skinned males members of society.

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    There was an uproar years ago in Tokoroa about a Maori carving with an oversized cock.

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    funny what happens when a reporter has way too much time on his hands, and the the father seriously needs to get a life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    would be nice if dad would complain about something worthwhile....this story makes headlines.

    why is it that people in general do find the naked body so abhorrant they need to hide it and make it a dirty thing to be hidden and never to be discussed...must have been an upbringing thing.

    Personally, I dont' see what the fuss is about, it's a beautiful Maori carving and you know what they say about the darker skinned males members of society.
    Nope your last part is mostly misleading, but what they do say about darker skinned males is that, they bash their kids, wives and any other member of society, steal most things and spend heaps of time doing nothing in jail

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
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    Maybe the dad complained because he doesn't feel comfortable about talking to his kids about sex and appendages. Some people are just up tight about the human form and all the other 'icky' stuff. So when they see these pieces of art it puts them in a potentially awkward situation. Or it could be that he is insecure or that he is a puritan or it could he because of his religion, who knows.
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