Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
DAMHIK
Where's the ride?
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
DAMHIK
Cheers,
Colin
Originally Posted by Steve McQueen
Harden the fuck up KB
Can I ask how you know?
One, two free, floor!
If you have even slightly hairy knuckles you'll find an instant "cure" if you pour petrol on the tinder then drop the burning match in, instead of chucking it
DAMHIK
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Dickens Cider
When walking past the toilet that your big sister is currently occupying and she yells "Come here, I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes and hold out your hands"
DON'T DO IT DAMHIK!!!
No body move... I dropped my brain
Come warm yourself by the fire
never ride a mountainbike or bmx naked.........those seats aren't made for comfort.
DAMHIK
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
OWNED!
Oh crap does this mean another blockage for you avgas....LOL
Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
3825 67 944779 (oh yeah)
Picking chillies in the garden - needed a slash.
Remember to wash hands before the slash.
DAMHIK
Grumpy Old Bastard
I can relate to that...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Grumpy Old Bastard
Setting off a firecracker on the windowsill of the lounge when your mum is inside will get you a hiding...(and a laugh - initially anyway...)
DAMHIK
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Fully Foxed
Don't let your son Transformers mad 11 year old know your trademe password.
DAMHIK
The word 'oops' used by a computer tech often has dire consequences.
DAMHIK
Don't forget to bring a towel
Don't expect your neighbours to like you if you have 4 pet cockrels.
DAMHIK
One, two free, floor!
If you're welding, lean down with your bare hand and hear a hissing/sizzling sound... it's NOT a good thing.
DAMHIK
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
The desert creature
When you have an intern wire you a test rig that involves large electrolytic capacitors and 5 and 48 volt circuits, *CHECK THE DAMN WIRING YOURSELF* before switching on the power.
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
Resident Redneck
Pissing on a fence not realising its electric is not a good idea!
DAMHIK
Putting head through verandah wrought iron bars whilst looking for that lost bouncy ball is NOT A GOOD IDEA!
My cousins still wont let me live it down, 34 years later!
DAMHIK
Grumpy Old Bastard
Cousins are like that...
DAMHIK
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
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