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    Thumbs down Failed drivers license 900 times.

    Did anyone read the story today of the person who failed over 900 times?.
    They just passed it, so watch the fuck out!.
    I know a chick who failed 45 times, but this is on another planet.
    There definately should be a limit where authorities simply say "no, you will never be allowed to drive, you are obviously retarded".
    Classic example of authorities only caring about all the cash they rake in, and not giving two fucks about who this person is going to wipe out.
    My money is on a biker, or a pedestrian. Aw fuck me, 900+ times, they probably will drive into a house.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mudfart View Post
    Did anyone read the story today of the person who failed over 900 times?.
    They just passed it, so watch the fuck out!.
    I know a chick who failed 45 times, but this is on another planet.
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    45 times is out of this planet too!

    I think if you fail it you should have to do extra tests to pass.

    One of my papers at Uni, if you fail the first essay, which is a small one, you have to take a whole communications paper to complete your degree. Yep, a full paper for failing a very miniscule part of another paper. It's a first year paper, so not really a huge deal ie. it's not going to kill anyone.

    These retards that fail the extra tests in addition to the standard ones should be micro chipped. A bit like an immoboliser! If they are in the drivers seat the car wo'nt start!

    Seriously, we take this stance with a first year paper most reasonably intelligent people should pass, then they should really make it at least as hard to be authorised to operate a damn 1.something ton missile!
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    People fail their Drivers Licence test?? It's almost a fucking give away!! Turn up with all the lights etc working and don't crash into anything and you're licensed to kill. How can you fail?!?!
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    Didn't they used to give them out with weet-bix?

    What's the math on that at 80 bucks a pop..x 900????? ka ching!

    How does one fail it so many times, why the fuck go back that many times??? Mental health issues or determination to succeed!

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    It's never been infailable! One of my crazy schoolmates failed 6 times before passing on the 7th attempt. In one fail, he caused a 3 car collision and in another he ran out of gas. Don't know what happened the rest! But it WAS a piece of piss. I had my full car license and restricted bike at 15. Yes even me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    It's never been infailable! One of my crazy schoolmates failed 6 times before passing on the 7th attempt. In one fail, he caused a 3 car collision and in another he ran out of gas. Don't know what happened the rest! But it WAS a piece of piss. I had my full car license and restricted bike at 15. Yes even me!
    Fucken hell! That's nuts! I'm no special k, but I passed my class 2 and 4 with no study. I say again i'm not super intelligent, and I passed the first time........with the extra questions....

    I think this shows quite clearly a good reasoning for an extra set of training and testing for multiple failures.....
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    Maybe they should apply for a position with the Highway Patrol

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    got a link?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    nah it was up on the msn nz news webpage yesterday or the day before. im still trying to retreive it.
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    phew, she aint a kiwi. its a south korean lady who sat the theory 950 times, costing 11000 pounds sterling. now she just has to pass the practical.... does anyone know of any epic nz fail? the person i know is 45 fails for passing from R to full.
    its scary that these kinds of people get there.....eventually. road safety is not acheivable for everyone, so some people just shouldn't be driving. its not a right, its a priviledge.
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    Geez them South Koreans can't drive aye?!

    Oh hell, how would I know


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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    Geez them South Koreans can't drive aye?!

    Oh hell, how would I know
    Try driving in Auckland for 5mins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Maybe they should apply for a position with the Highway Patrol
    U turns part of the theory test, are they??
    It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    U turns part of the theory test, are they??
    Obviously not in NZ.

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    900 times. I'm finding that hard to believe. Just think about it. If you booked in once a week, that's 900 weeks, or 17 years. Also imagine the huge cost.

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