Is it that hard to think and ride?

**madbikeboy** · 13th May 2010, 09:19

Mr Kawasaki rider (aka the fucktard on the bridge this morning)...

Is it that hard to think and ride. Your little lane swerve across three lanes into the space that I braked really hard not to occupy concurrent with your foolhardy and rapid insertion was exciting, but retarded.

Is it that hard to turn your head to the left a little and check the gap first? Is it that hard to spread your attention between riding your bike and being an asshole?

Lucky for both of us that I was paying attention. Me sitting behind you revving was to let you know I was there - since it escaped your attention first time around.

Learn to ride you dumb fucktard.

**avgas** · 13th May 2010, 09:50

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Mr Kawasaki rider (aka the fucktard on the bridge this morning)...

Is it that hard to think and ride. Your little lane swerve across three lanes into the space that I braked really hard not to occupy concurrent with your foolhardy and rapid insertion was exciting, but retarded.

Is it that hard to turn your head to the left a little and check the gap first? Is it that hard to spread your attention between riding your bike and being an asshole?

Lucky for both of us that I was paying attention. Me sitting behind you revving was to let you know I was there - since it escaped your attention first time around.

Learn to ride you dumb fucktard.

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Too many fucktards ride bikes. I do hope they fuck off and die.

**Latte** · 13th May 2010, 09:55

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Mr Kawasaki rider (aka the fucktard on the bridge this morning)...

Is it that hard to think and ride. Your little lane swerve across three lanes into the space that I braked really hard not to occupy concurrent with your foolhardy and rapid insertion was exciting, but retarded.

Is it that hard to turn your head to the left a little and check the gap first? Is it that hard to spread your attention between riding your bike and being an asshole?

Lucky for both of us that I was paying attention. Me sitting behind you revving was to let you know I was there - since it escaped your attention first time around.

Learn to ride you dumb fucktard.

Red 250 ninja ?

**nodrog:Me** · 13th May 2010, 10:30

sorry, i only swerved because my fluffy soy latte fell off my tank, and was scorching my vagina.

**madbikeboy** · 13th May 2010, 11:48

Well, this Latte sipping homo was wearing panty liners, maybe his mascara was preventing him from seeing?

**madbikeboy** · 13th May 2010, 11:49

Hell no, I ride a GSXRThou called the Evil Bitch (otherwise known as Scoot). I wouldn't ride a red 250 Ninja if you paid me and gave me two paperbags...

**onearmedbandit** · 13th May 2010, 11:54

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Hell no, I ride a GSXRThou called the Evil Bitch (otherwise known as Scoot). I wouldn't ride a red 250 Ninja if you paid me and gave me two paperbags...

Um, I think he was asking if it was a Red Ninja...

**Lurch** · 13th May 2010, 11:58

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Hell no, I ride a GSXRThou called the Evil Bitch (otherwise known as Scoot). I wouldn't ride a red 250 Ninja if you paid me and gave me two paperbags...

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**madbikeboy** · 13th May 2010, 12:06

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Um, I think he was asking if it was a Red Ninja...

Yes, I got his question, but I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

No, it was an ugly assed Kwaka 600, and the fucktard was wearing a blindfold in case he saw anything scary...

**onearmedbandit** · 13th May 2010, 12:09

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Yes, I got his question, but I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

I considered that possibility, but couldn't see any humour in the post.

**madbikeboy** · 13th May 2010, 14:07

Humour on KB? No, it'd never happen...

**R6_kid:Me** · 13th May 2010, 14:20

I had a Skyline and an NSR250RR both doing a burnout at the traffic lights yesterday in the rain. The NSR250RR started losing it first and was lucky the light went green, he was fully crossed up and almost highsided before continuing on across the intersection and having to swerve back into his lane to miss the oncoming traffic so he could take off at 70kmh+ through a 50kmh business area. Fucktard number two in the Skyline did a slow-motion-drift across the intersection and turned right through a red light.

I was astounded and confused, I was impressed but not sure if it was by the stupidity or pure 'I fail at life' vibe these two were displaying.

That was my WTF moment for the day. Who needs to be a cop to get better work stories!

**Maha** · 13th May 2010, 14:29

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Yes, I got his question, but I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

No, it was an ugly assed Kwaka 600, and the fucktard was wearing a blindfold in case he saw anything scary...

Wearing a blindfold? Taking that into consideration, I believe said rider done pretty well to get to the bridge.

I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

**onearmedbandit** · 13th May 2010, 14:50

Originally Posted by Maha

Wearing a blindfold? Taking that into consideration, I believe said rider done pretty well to get to the bridge.

I decided to use a literal interpretation for comedic value...

Now that is funny!

**nodrog:Me** · 13th May 2010, 15:05

Originally Posted by R6_kid

I had a Skyline and an NSR250RR both doing a burnout at the traffic lights yesterday in the rain. The NSR250RR started losing it first and was lucky the light went green, he was fully crossed up and almost highsided before continuing on across the intersection and having to swerve back into his lane to miss the oncoming traffic so he could take off at 70kmh+ through a 50kmh business area. Fucktard number two in the Skyline did a slow-motion-drift across the intersection and turned right through a red light.

I was astounded and confused, I was impressed but not sure if it was by the stupidity or pure 'I fail at life' vibe these two were displaying.

That was my WTF moment for the day. Who needs to be a cop to get better work stories!

cool, you aucklanders get to see all the awesome stuff.

best thing we get to see is old people mowing down pedestrians on their mobility scooters.