Maori place names?

[oldrider]

Careful, you (the government, the rugby union and uncle Tom Cobley and all) will be having to apologise soon!

[martybabe]

Doesn't matter but Mimi is a long way from a pub?

Yes but not very far from a brewery where they sell the best brown beer in Taranaki, English ale made by Germans by the white cliffs of Dover next to big Penis, man I love this crazy country

Careful, you (the government, the rugby union and uncle Tom Cobley and all) will be having to apologise soon!

You got that right, It's all gone a bit too far eh, as far as I'm aware I haven't done anything wrong but I'd like to apologise anyway, just in case.

[Pixie]

Well, you obviously live in Urenui, near Mimi. I can't pick the street name from the description you have given though.
Not sure about big shit, but there is definitely 'the shit' (Te teko).

Now, just for some balance, here's some British place names to mull over...
* Ae
* Asick Bottom
* Backside
* Badger
* Bell End
* Beeby
* Beer
* Besses o'th' Barn
* Biggar
* Bishops Itchington
* Bitchfield
* Blubberhouses
* Bottom Head
* Bogend
* Bucklers Hard
* Bummers Hill
* Burpham
* Bush
* Buttock Point
* Buttocks Booth
* Chess
* Cock Bridge
* Cocking
* Cocklick End
* Cockpole Green
* Cockermouth
* Crackpot
* Crapstone
* Crook of Devon (Scotland)
* Currie
* Dead
* Dogdyke
* Dole
* Droop
* Duck End
* Dyke
* Fatfield
* Fattahead
* Fingringhoe
* Foul End
* Gaywood
* Goosey
* Great Fryupdale
* Great Snoring
* Ham
* Happy Bottom
* Hetton-le-Hole
* Horsey Windpump
* Hungry Law
* Kingston Bagpuize
* Land of Nod
* Lickfold
* Leatherhead
* Lickey End
* Locksbottom
* Loggerheads
* Looe
* Loose
* Lover

* Lower Slaughter
* Muff
* Muffworthy
* Nasty
* Nether Wallop
* New York
* Nobber
* No Place
* Old Wives' Lees
* Oldtown of Ord
* Once Brewed
* Outcast
* Pant
* Penistone
* Peover Superior
* Piddle
* Piddlehinton
* Piddletrenthide
* Pity Me
* Plucks Gutter
* Plush
* Pratts Bottom
* Quaking Houses
* Ramsbottom
* Rashy Height
* Ring of Kerry
* Rhodesia
* Salt
* Sandwich
* Shaggie Burn
* Sheepy Magna
* Skinners Bottom
* Slack
* Slaggyford
* Snodland
* Spital-in-the-Street
* Splatt
* Splott
* Street
* The Hard
* The O A
* Thong
* Thrashbush
* Three Cocks
* Titsey
* Titty Hill
* Toe Head
* Tongue
* Tumby Woodside
* Twatt
* Twydall
* Ugley
* Upper Dicker
* Upper Thong
* Wetwang
* Wideopen
* Willey
* Wormegay
* Wyre Piddle

Is Cocklick End near Gaywood?

[Bren]

I live close to "Scraps of an earth oven"

[Hans]

I live close to "Scraps of an earth oven"

I thought the non-pc translation read "Remains-in-the-earth-oven". Not a joke either.

[admenk]

You must live just up the road from me - Pukerarahu Road ??? We're another pommy couple out at Carrs Road (boring English place name there I'm afraid) Get in touch and we can meet for a cup of tea and a scone !!

[nothingflash]

Try this one for size...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumata...enuakitanatahu

As sung by Beth Andrews and Jake Van Dyke in "Mere Poppins"

[martybabe]

You must live just up the road from me - Pukerarahu Road ??? We're another pommy couple out at Carrs Road (boring English place name there I'm afraid) Get in touch and we can meet for a cup of tea and a scone !!

Excellent Stuff, you win bling, spellings a bit off but that's OK I can't spell or pronounce half the places I visit.

I went up Carrs rd Today by coincidence, just checking out the local area, not an awful lot going on eh

I will be in touch mate, not actually out at big Penis for a couple more weeks but yeah, see you soon

[sosman]

Wahine = Women......Tane = Man........& a Homo maori man = Whakatane

[Bounce001]

NZ places are bad enough, but when my brother was living in England a few years ago he lived in the Godown Cottage on Godown Lane!

[admenk]

I went up Carrs rd Today by coincidence, just checking out the local area, not an awful lot going on eh

How can you say there wasn't much going on up Carrs Rd ? I was watching paint dry today and I could swear I could see the grass growing....

[martybabe]

NZ places are bad enough, but when my brother was living in England a few years ago he lived in the Godown Cottage on Godown Lane!

I actually lived up the road from lickey end by Birmingham, strangely I never realised the significance of the name till I came here.

How can you say there wasn't much going on up Carrs Rd ? I was watching paint dry today and I could swear I could see the grass growing....

How rude of me, the grass was indeed growing and I did see an interesting cow, I guess I just expect too much in the way of entertainment eh

[MSTRS:Me]

Anyone who fails to see the humour in 'Licky End' is bound to be easily entertained...

[admenk]

been up the Lickey Hills a few times myself - is that rude ??

[martybabe]

Anyone who fails to see the humour in 'Licky End' is bound to be easily entertained...

Lickey end, lickey incline, lickey hills, wouldn't have raised a titter amongst my school friends that would generally swim in a sea of toilet humour and innuendo on a daily basis, just places everybody knew up the road ,however, introducing myself as cuming from Big Penis would be a sure-fire winner with the class and a definite appointment with the headmasters cane. I think my Toilet humour is just a bit more highbrow than yer average kiwi .Bum tits arse poo...see.

been up the Lickey Hills a few times myself - is that rude ??

No not rude at all, what I did to Shirley McFadden up the Lickey Hills was very very rude though I wonder if she ever did get those pine needles out of.....