You know you've drunk too much when...

**Mom** · 22nd May 2010, 18:22

Originally Posted by peasea

I call my missus 'nursey' sometimes, she does shit like that, holding my nads an' all.

nads are facinating things though

**Fatt Max** · 22nd May 2010, 18:55

Originally Posted by Mom

nads are facinating things though

Yep, since being relagated to a poxy cage I have rediscovered them. Something to do at the lights I suppose

**Genie** · 22nd May 2010, 19:00

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Yep, since being relagated to a poxy cage I have rediscovered them. Something to do at the lights I suppose

**meteor** · 22nd May 2010, 20:20

Originally Posted by firefighter

... Was a really awesome night... feeling like shit... i'd find out what I ate last night... I looked for a second... then I saw how thick it was... should I get my ass to the doc?

Dude, the blood is just one of your problems! see a Dr... real quick!

**Headbanger** · 22nd May 2010, 20:46

Wait till you wake up with a pounding head ache, no memory,............... and a bleeding anus.

**wtf?** · 22nd May 2010, 21:10

In situations like this I employ the Two Times Rule.

First occasion of something odd is just a once off. Maybe your body disagreeing with all that piss.

The second time sit up and take notice. Could be a stomach ulcer, or worse - stomach cancer.

If you're in pain or you can feel it, get it sorted.

**Woodman** · 22nd May 2010, 22:34

Originally Posted by Genie

....that was a prefect riding day and you wasted it.....

Is this something a Catholic priest would enjoy????

On the vomiting blood thing, be a proper bloke and do nothing, or better still go to the pub and ask your mates over several beers.

**Headbanger** · 23rd May 2010, 10:15

Originally Posted by Woodman

Is this something a Catholic priest would enjoy????

On the vomiting blood thing, be a proper bloke and do nothing, or better still go to the pub and ask your mates over several beers.

Fakin funny.

Many moons ago I threw up a mouthful of blood in a pub toilet.It was unexpected, It was early in the evening and I was there to take a piss.

So, I went and got my mates and we all crowded around the bowl to view the carnage.....funny enough the resulting conversation was near identical to this thread.

I fixed it myself by drinking heavily, never happened again.

**scumdog** · 23rd May 2010, 10:21

Blood?? - not a worry.

It's when ya feel a furry thing at the back of your throat - THAT'S a worry!

It's your arse coming up and ya had better swallow REAL quick....

**marty** · 23rd May 2010, 11:47

maybe you sucked a really big cock last night and tore your oesophegus?

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