Come on, admit it...

**AllanB** · 23rd May 2010, 21:41

Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie

Or is it that im single coz I fart in bed??????

That's a pretty sad bed partner!!!!!

I've been know to rip a few loud ones out in bed - I just tell Mrs B that I'm so full of love for her that something HAD to come out!

**Love my Bonnie** · 23rd May 2010, 21:44

Originally Posted by AllanB

That's a pretty sad bed partner!!!!!

Takes one to know one

**AllanB** · 23rd May 2010, 21:48

Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie

Takes one to know one

Ah shucks - you need a hug??? Just don't squeeze too tight - I may fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Love my Bonnie** · 23rd May 2010, 21:54

Originally Posted by AllanB

Ah shucks - you need a hug??? Just don't squeeze too tight - I may fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heehee fart jokes are always kinda funny

**Little Miss Trouble** · 23rd May 2010, 22:16

Elevator farts are the best!!

**Love my Bonnie** · 23rd May 2010, 22:19

Wait until you are in the car with your kids, fart, then ask them if they can smell petrol!

My teenager falls for this EVERY time

HAHA

cant believe I just told the whole word that

**reemit** · 23rd May 2010, 22:19

Originally Posted by Little Miss Trouble

Elevator farts are the best!!

Are those when you fart so powerfully, that you dont need to use the stairs?

**Little Miss Trouble** · 23rd May 2010, 22:29

Originally Posted by reemit

Are those when you fart so powerfully, that you dont need to use the stairs?

Nope, its when you silently drop one whilst several other people are in the elevator & watch the looks of horror on their faces as they realise the smell they are trapped with, bonus points if you can subtly get away with laying the blame on someone else

**Laava** · 23rd May 2010, 22:55

Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie

Wait until you are in the car with your kids, fart, then ask them if they can smell petrol!

My teenager falls for this EVERY time

HAHA

cant believe I just told the whole word that

Hahahahahahaha! I like to let one go then lock the windows and doors and turn the heater on full!

**XxKiTtiExX** · 23rd May 2010, 23:05

I've been trying to simply as a pay back. But they just end up being little "prrrrts" with not much tang to them. Managing silent, violent, clinging, crawl up your nose ones but it always seems to be when no one else is around to suffer through them except for me. I don't care wether they are loud or not. Just so long as they are dutch oven worthy. I'll get there eventually.

**ac3_snow** · 25th May 2010, 23:25

Il chuck a vote in for the misses, haha sure she wont mind, that she farts in bed or whereever it so happens to be
What gets me tho is that if its me she considers chucking me outa bed, BUT when its her she just laughs it off.

re elevator: you gotta drop a gud noisey one just as your walk out leaving it in there for all those with a few more floors to go.

**Ratti** · 26th May 2010, 18:29

Anyone who thinks girls dont fart has not lived with my 10yo daughter. She is small and angelic looking, but farts like you wouldnt believe! Has been known to clear a room, and stink out the van.
Mind you, I remember one time when my hubby and i were getting to know each other. I dropped the best fart ever just as he walked into the bedroom...was so bad we both had to leave the room. Him gasping and looking very sick,me howling and crying with laughter. We eventually got married, but he never did let me live that one down. Insisted that I was NOT to EVER under ANY circumstances to fart in the bedroom ever again. We did consider making it one of our wedding vows...

**Mom** · 26th May 2010, 18:42

Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie

heehee thats really funny

I can fart in bed coz i'm single

Or is it that im single coz I fart in bed??????

I once farted just outside of the bed when I was single, twas a magic moment of shame I am not likely to forget, it came cleverly disguised as a cough

First night nerves or some such I think.

Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

I've been trying to simply as a pay back. But they just end up being little "prrrrts" with not much tang to them. Managing silent, violent, clinging, crawl up your nose ones but it always seems to be when no one else is around to suffer through them except for me. I don't care wether they are loud or not. Just so long as they are dutch oven worthy. I'll get there eventually.

One day, yes one day you will get there.

**slofox** · 26th May 2010, 18:50

If I am sleeping alone - like any time at my place, then I fart all night long - the cat doesn't seem to mind at all...BUT if I am at herself's place and sleeping there, then I am NOT ALLOWED to fart in the bed...god alone knows why not - they don't smell that bad to me. wonder if it's because I hold her head under the blankets and wave them up and down..? ya reckon?