Barstards!

**HenryDorsetCase** · 16th June 2010, 17:55

Originally Posted by Bikemad

or maybe hes gonna try and legitimise a bike hes already or yet to steal...............
i like the thirty thousand volt thing..............or you can get cheap secondhand spearguns at junk shops nowdays............pretty easy to set a couple up on a trip wire set up at about thigh/bollocks height..............imagine the fun you could have when you get home to find him lying on ya garage floor bleeding...............

or dead because you've hit his femoral artery and he bled out. What a hassle! You have to find a place to dispose of the body, and get rid of the blood off of everything. Just not worth the hassle.

**NZsarge** · 16th June 2010, 17:55

If you're not working in the weekend i'll buy you a coffee.... Sorry, a latte and you can tell us all about it.

**Quasievil** · 16th June 2010, 18:19

Can prolly rustle up some gear for you to borrow if needed dude.

**86GSXR** · 16th June 2010, 18:38

Originally Posted by Maha

I saw to these two fullas pinching a gate but I never said anything incase they took a fence....(insert Bill T laugh here)

That Triumph will be quite safe up here Al

The little bastards eh mate?...

Tee hee fulla lol. When is door not a door? When it's ajar. That's exactly how my one was when I got home. Little shit didn't even have the decency to lock it behind him.

Yeah, he'll get his, i'll have a word to the Daytona and see if she want's to go live up north for awhile

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

A soon to be very sore amateur

my nan's place was done many years back , she never recovered from it

Stephen

I hope he get's sore alright. God yeah, it is so much harder on our senior citizens when these guys do their damage!!!

Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase

or dead because you've hit his femoral artery and he bled out. What a hassle! You have to find a place to dispose of the body, and get rid of the blood off of everything. Just not worth the hassle.

Just had an offer for a nice quick solution, but yep, then I'd be in worse trouble than he would be. Plus the cleaning bill would just add to the mess. Just had a quick total up, 4K at least - so far. Hope the insurance company doesn't mess around too much

Originally Posted by NZsarge

If you're not working in the weekend i'll buy you a coffee.... Sorry, a latte and you can tell us all about it.

GLC Sunday?

Originally Posted by Quasievil

Can prolly rustle up some gear for you to borrow if needed dude.

Huge thanks Quasie! I'm right tho, my full leathers are safe elsewhere and he had the decency to leave me my boots, helmet and some gloves. And a bunch of empty coat hangers.

**rustic101** · 16th June 2010, 20:39

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Leave the bike in the garage, don't change the lock on it. Apply 30.000v to the bike, leave a warning sign in a discreet place, cover the windows so it's dark inside, remove the lightbulbs and wait.

I use to rant and rave about this being illegal as you would be prosecuted for setting a 'man trap'.

However after what happened to my ute and 16 other vehicles in the street, plus property damage by 8, 15 to 18 year olds. both my professional and personal opinions have changed... Six of the little fuckers will now face me at a Family Group Conference. I will tell them one thing only - I have a long memory!!!

**banditrider** · 16th June 2010, 20:43

Jeez Al - that sucks alright! I'd loan ya the dog but he's got 2 bikes to guard here and is as mean as a cotton ball!

Yell out if you need a parking space for the bikes - I'm sure I could wedge them in somewhere...

**86GSXR** · 16th June 2010, 21:03

Originally Posted by rustic101

I use to rant and rave about this being illegal as you would be prosecuted for setting a 'man trap'.

However after what happened to my ute and 16 other vehicles in the street, plus property damage by 8, 15 to 18 year olds. both my professional and personal opinions have changed... Six of the little fuckers will now face me at a Family Group Conference. I will tell them one thing only - I have a long memory!!!

Christ, that sucks too mate. I really hope that that conference has some effect, somehow! I've just had to nail up my bedroom window, the one where he broke in. I reckon he thinks he's so clever having my house keys (locks changed now) that he may think he's got a right to come back. I have the hammer by my bed. I'm more fucked off now than I have been since I discovered this shit. AND, I've just noticed my neck warmer has gone too!

Originally Posted by banditrider

Jeez Al - that sucks alright! I'd loan ya the dog but he's got 2 bikes to guard here and is as mean as a cotton ball!

Yell out if you need a parking space for the bikes - I'm sure I could wedge them in somewhere...

Thanks Andrew, much appreciated

The bikes are safe at Michelle's except for the Tiger which if I could move it I would. It's got an alarmed disc lock on it which will have to do until I get more keys.

**rustic101** · 16th June 2010, 21:12

What pisses me off the most is not the fact they smashed the drivers side window and windscreen. It was the fact that I had to run round getting it repaired, The insurance company (Tower) were great and sorted it quickly when they opened. It was a bonus we had six in custody after four hours using one dog unit and three other units totalling 10 staff who culd have been dealing with serious crime.

The biggest insult is having to attend the FGC which is an absolute joke.

When these little fuckers get cars,,, rest assured I will be there and they will not be happy. They will pay, and not through the so called Justice system!!!

**86GSXR** · 16th June 2010, 22:13

That's exactly what annoys me as well, the messing around and the expense of new locks and insurance. There goes any spare time for the next few days. And I'll get an alarm. AMI were really good over the phone but I'll still lose out on depreciation and excess.

I don't know why they bother with FGC's, these people just don't have the capacity to learn about the consequences of their actions. As the police said, they're just getting worse and breeding the next generation who'll be even lower. So not only have they got my stuff, I'm paying to replace it and all decent tapayers are paying for them to keep on merrily fucking around with those of us who don't even want to share the same planet with them.

Good luck with your lot, at least you know who they are

**ynot slow** · 16th June 2010, 22:40

Bugger,wtf leaving the helmet ya got kooties.
Shit ya was saying on weekend you were not around much,they leave tv,stereo,guitars etc real intelligent twats,a deep barking sound needed,preferably unfed for a day or three.

**86GSXR** · 16th June 2010, 22:46

Yeah Tony, but I bet if I didn't have that huge lock on the gate all of that and more would have walked. Had to cut that lock off cause they got the key. Got an even bigger one on now tho! This place may have been easy to get into, but it's not that easy to get out of with truckloads of gear.

**Gareth51** · 16th June 2010, 23:48

Shit that really sucks mate,I know how it feels.You have to stand your ground with insurance companys and you may not want to except their first offer