Doesnt matter what age... But presumably, this is bought up from the show on tonight?? "cougar town"?
A cougar can even be a 27 yr old if she is dating an 17yr old guy.. Mind you, The guys mates would just call him lucky!
Hardcore Biker
Doesnt matter what age... But presumably, this is bought up from the show on tonight?? "cougar town"?
A cougar can even be a 27 yr old if she is dating an 17yr old guy.. Mind you, The guys mates would just call him lucky!
The only stupid question is a question not asked!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Actually no, I bought it up because we often have discussions about this on the Thurs night drinks and opinions are split. That and I am trying to organise my birthday this year and would like to be able to say that I am NOT a cougar!! lolOriginally Posted by Hopeful Bastard
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Are you sure you're not mixing age with intent? I thought a Couger was an older woman "preying" on younger men. So it's not your age per se, but what you are doing at your age...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Fully qualified Sifter.
How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!
The magic is in the rubbing.
yes...this is my perception of a cougar. "Preying" being the operative word.Are you sure you're not mixing age with intent? I thought a Couger was an older woman "preying" on younger men. So it's not your age per se, but what you are doing at your age...
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Ya see, I wasn't going to mention that.....How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!
"channellling the Pleideans"
dirty old man or lucky lucky bastard?How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!
its all in the attitude....
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Fully qualified Sifter.
I consider myself very lucky! And dirty.
The magic is in the rubbing.
then go and have a shower!
Hardcore Biker
a cougar is a) over 40 and b) chasing men younger then 40....so they are not separable, being over 40 doesn't make you a cougar....and chasing younger men doesn't...but being over 40 and chasing younger men does....and good on them......
Hardcore Biker
Cougars.................. OMG, there are just so many cougars now, and hey, sounds like they do well. They don't play silly games, they just get right down to business and no kiddy teeny immature nonsence.........
I can see why some would like the challenge of the youngie clubbers, but sometimes, cougar alley is a much more intrepid feline journey of discovery...... Not speaking from experience but, only from info from jouvie mates who seem to know the circuit well. Personally, me faithful loyal lion to my lioness and pride. Hell hath no fury like a lioness pissed wid u wif dem big narly teeth........ they do's some serious damage in your sleep if you get caught doggin around I bet.
I am freindly really, I only bite when provoked
Resident Redneck
Sandbar....Friday Night...Cougars in Action...
Me, just one of them dirty old men
Just a Dog
Justification being another !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
The magic is in the rubbing.
Justification...please explain that to me or was that another bourbon moment you were having.
Highway Biker
INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)
Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.
If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.
Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.
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