At what age does a woman become a Cougar?

[aprilia_RS250]

INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)

Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.

If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.

Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.

[Genie]

INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)

Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.

If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.

Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.

You know something funny...this might just work too!!!!

[Genestho]

INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)

Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.

If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.

Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.

HAH! How I laugh .....a real Cougar doesn't want chitchat, if it were me, (EDIT: which it wouldn't be!) I'd be saying "cook your own damn breakfast boy"!
Sheesh, next you'd be wanting your washing done too!?

[Hopeful Bastard]

How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!

Nope.. Alligator so i hear?? O.o

[Bren]

You know something funny...this might just work too!!!!

Where is my spare helmet????


That jus dont sound right given the subject that is being discussed!!!

[Genie]

Where is my spare helmet????


That jus dont sound right given the subject that is being discussed!!!

at your age a cougar for you.....hmmmm a lady in her late 60's?????

[2wheeldrifter]

INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)

Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.

If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.

Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.

Sweet mother of god I'm getting myself a sidecar!!!

[Brownbikerbabe]

INSTRUCTION MANUAL: HOW TO GET COUGARS IN AUCKLAND IF YOU'RE A BIKER (W/O BUYING 'EM BOOZE)

Get on your bike and ride it to Ponsonby after 11pm, park outside any of the cougar laden bars, remember to bring a spare helmet.
If your mate is a biker bring him along, you'll need him
Be witty and charming to all the cougars that approach you. There will be lots! Hence your biker mate coming along and taking some load off ya
They'll be drooling over you because cougars want to all "born to be wild" and that's what bikes represent
The bike will probably be the main conversation point
Be nice and offer them a quick ride up then down the road, 90% of time they'll really want to. Evaluate if they're too pissed so there is no risk of them yakking/falling off.
Make the ride quick and exciting then kick them off and grab their number.

If you surpass this stage they'll either tell ya to ride them (pun?) straight home by where they would have already decided what your nickname will be, what song they will put on in order to drown out sex noises, if they'll show you their sex toy collection and if you're really lucky what they have in the fridge for breakfast the next morning.

Enjoy the experience, you'll learn the technique of "flicking the bean" and "smashing it hard" and to top it off the eggs on toast the next morning will be a great energy top up.

Bwwwahahahaaahahaaa...that was funny to read!

[Maha]

I know a couger, rip ya fucken eyes out at 10 paces with those claws then beat ya to death with that tounge....

[Crasherfromwayback]

I know a couger, rip ya fucken eyes out at 10 paces with those claws then beat ya to death with that tounge....

Which tongue? Her Budgie Tongue? Yikes!!!

[Deano]

How come you girls get a fancy name like 'Cougar', and because my GF is 19 years younger than me I simply get called a dirty old man?!

You've been dying for a thread to skite in eh ?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Aye. Show's you can still be an old dog and learn new tricks though.

[Maha]

Which tongue? Her Budgie Tongue? Yikes!!!

.....and he was a she, take a walk on the wild side and the coloured girls go........

[Crasherfromwayback]

Do dee do...

[Bren]

.....and he was a she, take a walk on the wild side and the coloured girls go........

Is that your anthem Mark.....Did someone make you a man


whistlin Lola in the background