Sad Pie Day

**Big Dave** · 13th July 2010, 16:38

Originally Posted by Genie

Best we all rally round and give the man one of these.....

and one of these

Not ever, never, ever. Ever.

**imdying** · 13th July 2010, 16:47

Come out of the closet dave, we all know you like to cuddle.

**Big Dave** · 13th July 2010, 16:51

Originally Posted by imdying

Come out of the closet dave, we all know you like to cuddle.

If you are fine, female and named Co-pilot no closeting is necessary.

If you are fat, foreign and named Max you may as well buy shares in Ikea.

**Pussy** · 13th July 2010, 17:43

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Think about the money the DHB will save. Coronaries, hypertension, cholesterol levels. They should replace it with a salad stall.

Have some respect, David!!

Bloody PRIMO pies from that shop.

**nadroj** · 13th July 2010, 17:46

I wonder if he lost his "brew" as well.... Pete will do that hard!

**Big Dave** · 13th July 2010, 17:50

Originally Posted by Pussy

Have some respect, David!!

No way Jose - winding up wind up merchants is a moral duty.

**Fatt Max** · 13th July 2010, 17:52

Is there anywhere I can send a card, a wreath or donation of some kind.

The demise of any pie shop is always sad. I am happy to pay for a monument, statue, some kind of erection, to mark the spot.

Yes Big Dave I am fat. Yes Big Dave I am foreign (I'll leave the Empire argument alone for this exercise). But as for closets from IKEA.......well, go f**k yourself there son...!!! There is no way I would ever buy a closet from there, cant get a freaking parking space to begin with and they are made from that compressed cardboard which is crap. As soon as you get some bro-mantic man jizz on it they disintergrate. Give me a good, solid, hard one from Early Settler.

But, I can only weep with despair at this most awful of news.......and my focus group does not meet until next Monday, how shall I cope......

Oh and Dave, if you do fancy a bit of 'Reach and Fiddle', you know where you can find me, no pressure....

**Big Dave** · 13th July 2010, 17:58

Well roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.

More of a galvanised metal and chipboard kinda man.

**Pussy** · 13th July 2010, 18:10

Originally Posted by Big Dave

No way Jose - winding up wind up merchants is a moral duty.

Clearly, Mr Cohen, you have never sampled the gastronomical delight that Pete's Pies were.
I would hope you show some sensitivity, especially to Fatt Max.
VERY sad news

**Headbanger** · 13th July 2010, 18:11

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Well roll me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.

Fuuny enough most of the real-world lezbos I have come across hate men, and would take great offense at being presented with one coated in honey for their pleasure.

**Fatt Max** · 13th July 2010, 18:13

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Fuuny enough most of the real-world lezbos I have come across hate men, and would take great offense at being presented with one coated in honey for their pleasure.

Fair comment, but feck me lightly I would give it a try......

**Swoop** · 13th July 2010, 19:03

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Is there anywhere I can send a card, a wreath or donation of some kind.

Pegs down for a week, as a mark of respect???

**Big Dave** · 13th July 2010, 19:04

Originally Posted by Pussy

Clearly, Mr Cohen, you have never sampled the gastronomical delight that Pete's Pies were.
I would hope you show some sensitivity, especially to Fatt Max.
VERY sad news

Im m'own defecation m'laird, my first comment was one of commiserations to the proprietor. Max and the self confessed speed triple stresser can harden something else up besides their arteries. No, not that max, not that.