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    An Eskimo and his Skidoo

    An Eskimo bought a Ski-doo so he could go further in his ice fishing adventures.

    One day when out on his travels the machine developed an oil leak.

    As it was still covered with the warranty, he decided to take it back to the dealer he ordered it from in the city.

    The Eskimo had never been to the city before, so while the ski was being inspected he decided to explore the big city centre.

    He discovered McDonalds, so had a Big Mac. He found Starbucks and had a latte and then bought a HUGE icecream at Wendy's.

    By the time he was back at the bike shop, he had icecream all over his face!

    "Have you found the problem?" he asked the mechanic.

    Mechanic: "You've blown a seal."

    Eskimo: "No. I've been eating an icecream!"
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    hoo hoo, that made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Okey Dokey View Post
    hoo hoo, that made me laugh
    just one laugh and it was worth it
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theblackstig View Post
    just one laugh and it was worth it
    double worth it then

    also this
    "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal

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    nice

    bloke told it to me at the club
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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