CRAZIES ONLY! No do-gooders here, you're banned from this post!

**Rogue Rider** · 24th July 2010, 21:39

Ok, been a while, so thought must be time for some to be able to let loose and share some madness.
This can be on behalf in the 3rd person so as not to incriminate anyone.......

Time to share some stories of madness, insane tricks and awesome riding ability. I want to here some happy stories, sad stories, or whatever.

If your up to it. I just been so frustrated by dogooders shooting down the fun stuff..... Nun Police are banned.

**98tls** · 24th July 2010, 21:48

One can almost feel the approaching wave of bullshit ,all over Kiwi cyberspace Playstations are being turned on to relive the moment so as to explain it in great detail.

**Rogue Rider** · 24th July 2010, 21:58

Ok Ok ok ok, I'll start, it seems only fair.........

It all began a long time ago, to someone else, I think a friend of a frien who was a friend who knew me......

I was busy as always on a Saturday morning, playing grand theft auto Liberty City, as you do, and yes I was using the cheats...... one likes tanks, grenades, rocket launchers and sniper rifles stalking civilians and popo around inner city streets.....

Anyway after pillaging relentlessly and doing some insane driving maneuvers and acrobatics in the car jack heists, I decided to nip up to Mangawhai for a strop with some buddies.
It was then I noticed the influence of the game on my riding ability, I instantly found a connection and had tendencies to want to shoot annoying drivers, and blow stuff up... Of coarse I didn't have the arsenal but if I did..... Instead I just rode like the clappers, and did all the things you can that you shouldn't do.......

The exchanging of stories at the Smashed Pipi was very nice, thats a great place to stop for a chill after a hammer fest through the windies. The trip to Langs and Waipu Pizza place was a treat too. Tighties and loosies all the way.

**MadDuck** · 24th July 2010, 22:01

Originally Posted by 98tls

wave of bullshit

This thread is doomed

**Rogue Rider** · 24th July 2010, 22:09

LoL, I guess if there no cray antic stories then we truely have reformed to the pc society the govt so desperately seeks to force through the advanced tools and legal aids the popo have for enforcement.

That not nec a bad thing, could be a tad boring tho........

**Katman** · 24th July 2010, 22:11

This is likely to be a slow moving thread.

There'll be too many trying to type one-handed.

**Laava** · 24th July 2010, 22:19

So what! My dad's a police dog!

**MadDuck** · 24th July 2010, 22:21

Originally Posted by Rogue Rider

That not nec a bad thing,

Ok have I missed something? Or do I need do have another drink?

**Fatt Max** · 24th July 2010, 22:23

Can I play?

**Laava** · 24th July 2010, 22:26

Originally Posted by MadDuck

Ok have I missed something? Or do I need do have another drink?

Yes

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Can I play?

Not if you are gunna be sensible. Oh is that you Max?

**98tls** · 24th July 2010, 22:29

Originally Posted by Katman

This is likely to be a slow moving thread.

There'll be too many trying to type one-handed.

That or not able to as the other hands holding the flap.

**scissorhands** · 25th July 2010, 10:29

I once lifted up the rear end of a komodo dragon by the tail to lift its back legs off the ground, as it was moving on a fallen German tourist during a 50 plus dragon ambush at a tourist komodo feeding venue on the island of Komodo.

I jumped from the secure fenced area into the unexpected dragon ambush, checking my rear for other large males, held it up with its tail tucked under my armpit like a headlock, watching its rear feet scraping the earth for traction, less than 1 meter from the legs of the squealing german guy. This was for about 5 seconds. Finally the people bottleneck blocked narrow entrance to the inside of the fenced area cleared, and the German guy picked himself up and moved to safety. I dropped the dragon then leapt the fence in one motion, as was next to me and only around 1.4m high.

The German guy bought me beers for the next few days and 1 month later back in Bali a girl in a niteclub who was there (around 100 tourists) came up saying she wrote home and called me Komodo Dundee...( this was about 1987). I got to shag her

Oh shit, this a do gooder story isnt it? Bugger

Same holiday I ate some mushrooms and crashed my scooter with a Javanese prostitute on the back. No shag there and still had to pay her

**racefactory** · 25th July 2010, 10:36

Hey man this is a great idea for a thread... fuck the kill joys and do gooders, let us share stories of stupidity, rebellion, thrills, spills and excitement!

First one to come to my mind- Christmas Eve. It was a shitty 88 GL145, I put some new brake pads onto this caliper and refitted it. It was raining but went for a ride, noticed it was taking some decent power to get it going and there was a lot of resistance. Had to apply a lot of power to keep it moving. Decided to turn back... as I was going around one corner at about 60 the front end just swept away instantly and both machine and I hurtled along slick wet road into a car, it was a new model. Very luckily I just missed the car and what's more is that it was only the bikes brake lever that struck the car's tyre and punctured it. No body damage to it! So I got up and went to find the owner, gave him 150 bucks for a new tyre and wished him Merry Christmas! Bike was totally fucked and bent up but rode it back. Can't believe i had failed to realise the effect of the seized brake!