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  1. #136
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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    We've all been living together for the last 9 years. Why would my husband want a divorce when he's got it so sweet.....
    I would say so too. Sounds like a dream set up to me. Be good to add another when they age a bit, or develop a weird fetish that creeps you out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly)

    Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
    Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
    *Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
    *Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
    *A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
    *My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
    *I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

    Shall I go on.....?
    WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

    There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

    My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

    Winding up nannas!!!!!!
    get me a beer bitch !



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    Yes, because we give a fuck what you think
    He has got you sussed tho.. down to a T.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Love my Bonnie View Post
    What the hell is a fava bean?
    More commonly known in this part of the world as a 'broad bean'. See, this thread was useful for something after all. You just had to wait long enough.
    Grow older but never grow up

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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly)

    Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
    Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
    *Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
    *Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
    *A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
    *My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
    *I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

    Shall I go on.....?
    WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

    There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

    My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

    Winding up nannas!!!!!!
    I want to give you a big girlie kiss on the botty......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    I want to give you a big girlie kiss on the botty......
    I already get plenty of those lol

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    Pucker up Maxxxxxxxxxzzzzzz!!!!
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    Ohh god this thread has had me in stiches!

    Welcome to KB Marie

    And I thought this was a Bike related forum lol , enjoy your new "hobby"...I'll be out riding!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    Pedantic nanna aren't you?
    Check my manzillian, happens to be the epidemy of pedantic.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    pics or it never happens

    +1......................................no actually +2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Pucker up Maxxxxxxxxxzzzzzz!!!!
    He would if he thought there was a pie hiding in there somewhere.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    Nannas (no offence nanna I love you dearly)

    Being a new member I though I would spend a few days browsing the forums..... Then I got to the Rant or Rave Secition and welll......
    Seriously some of the blokes on here are nothing but nannas...
    *Someone cut me off boo hoo hoo
    *Someone got a better park than me boo hoo hoo
    *A guy on a pedal bike undertook me boo hoo hoo
    *My better half doesn't put out boo hoo hoo
    *I got rain on me cause I don't get a special park boo hoo hoo

    Shall I go on.....?
    WHY???? Is it because your better halves don't listen or care?????

    There are some great discussions here and the humour is fantastic...

    My partners told me to get a hobby....Now I know what it is....

    Winding up nannas!!!!!!
    Didn't you're mama teach you that it's rude to fart in church!

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    Can't be f*cked to read all that drivel,
    but the snippets I glanced over appear to make it very obvious that Marie_speeds does not realy know weather she is Mary or Harry...
    And no I am not at all jealous...
    Just glad I don't suffer from whatever it is he/she does......
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    Welcome to the KB muppet show, seems you have already met some of the locals. Feel free to feed the trolls some more, it helps to pass the time.
    As for some of your remarks, each to their own I guess, and if you can, why the hell not eh.
    Good to see you've found some value in some of the threads, if you can wade through the posturing and bullshit there is some worthwhile info to be found. Happy riding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
    Cunnilingus is the fine art of making love to a vulva and vagina with your mouth and tongue. It is a delicate skill, requiring patience, practice ...
    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    Are you sure you're a guy? Most can't pronounce it let alone do it......
    Our 'drift is 'speshul'. Yes he's a chap, and he practices what he preaches...lots of practice.


    Quote Originally Posted by LBD View Post
    "Where can I find a pair of bike pants that does not make my butt look big"....seems to have been overlooked
    Personally I LIKE having a big butt, and my gentlemen friends like it too, so I figure 'who cares if my butt looks big'


    Quote Originally Posted by devo View Post
    This is a huge forum.
    remember,as a ratio,for every normal,nice guy like me you will have
    a moaner,
    a groaner,
    a screamer,
    a retard,
    a fuckwit
    an idiot
    and a dickhead.

    and unfortunately, someone taught them how to type.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    More commonly known in this part of the world as a 'broad bean'. See, this thread was useful for something after all. You just had to wait long enough.
    I've always been attracted to "broads" and I don't really care too much where she's "bean"!

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