Taking a woman to bed

**crazyhorse** · 12th August 2010, 06:57

What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

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At 8

You take her to bed and tell her a story

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At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed

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At 28

You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed

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At 38

She tells you a story and takes you to bed

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At 48

She tells you a story to avoid going to bed

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At 58

You stay in bed to avoid her story

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At 68

If you take her to bed, that'll be a story

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At 78

What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?

**Owl** · 12th August 2010, 07:08

So I have the last 4 options left. Thanks for that!

**slofox** · 13th August 2010, 15:15

Originally Posted by Owl

So I have the last 4 options left. Thanks for that!

I've only got TWO left...

**crazyhorse** · 13th August 2010, 18:42

Originally Posted by slofox

I've only got TWO left...

Look on the bright side ........... better than having none left

**Edbear** · 13th August 2010, 18:56

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

Look on the bright side ........... better than having none left

Yeah, what's that saying? "It's sad for a woman to reach the age when men consider her charmless. But worse it is for a man to reach the age that women consider him harmless..."

**awayatc** · 13th August 2010, 19:10

Old fella sits on a bench in a park...
Crying his eyes out..
"whats wrong?" I ask....
Fella tells me how he just shacked up with this georgeous blond nymph....
Treats him like roalty....
makes love to him in all ways imaginable..
makes up a great feed,
tidies the house
pays all the bills.....
best woman he ever met..
etc etc...
"So why you crying then..?
..sounds wonderfull to me.." I say

"cant remember where I live....." wails the old coot.......

**doc** · 13th August 2010, 19:10

Ferk off , as long as I've got a pulse, I intend to be a nuisance.

**one fast tl1ooo** · 13th August 2010, 19:22

Taking a man to bed. Do you want a shag say woman.. done

**Rogue Rider** · 13th August 2010, 19:48

Well, I hope there is more hope than that, at least men can pretend to grow old disgracefully, we just don't look in the mirror so we always feel young and vibrant. If you get into difficulty pop a pil and go the energizer bunny for another round.
Mirrors are for the ceiling not the wall/ vanity cabinet.
Your only as old as you feel, or is it as old as the woman you feel, or is it something else..... oh i forget, where are my teeth.>....

**EJK** · 13th August 2010, 19:50

Originally Posted by crazyhorse

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At 18

You tell her a story and take her to bed

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Ooooooooohh....... I was suppose to do that???