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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    When you get home from work, how do you know that your wife and family really is your wife and family and not some clones?

    (thinking from watching "This is not my life" last night..)
    If you open the door to your wife standing there in sexy lingerie, dinner is ready with wine and the kids are at the in-laws for the night, you know you're in a false life...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    When you get home from work, how do you know that your wife and family really is your wife and family and not some clones?
    (thinking from watching "This is not my life" last night..)
    How do you know your not a clone?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    If you open the door to your wife standing there in sexy lingerie, dinner is ready with wine and the kids are at the in-laws for the night, you know you're in a false life...?
    Not true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    How do you know your not a clone?
    I know I am.
    Each time I get re-cloned I end up with a bigger pen1s....


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    Why does any road lead to Levin?

    And why do they make you do 50k though Foxton?, fuck me, they should raise the speed limit to 150km/h so you can get the fuck out as soon as possible.

    Why the hell can't my wife cook my steak how I like it?, Shes had years in the kitchen to get that shit sorted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by myvice View Post
    “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”
    What drugs are you on?

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    Nightshift plays with your head...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    And why do they make you do 50k though Foxton?, fuck me, they should raise the speed limit to 150km/h so you can get the fuck out as soon as possible.
    Two good things have come out of Foxton though...


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    Where are my pants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by myvice View Post
    Nightshift plays with your head...
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    Look under his bed....

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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
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