why is it that i need to go to the toilet.. JUST before i have to go out....??
gypsy
why is it that i need to go to the toilet.. JUST before i have to go out....??
what a ride so far!!!!
Come warm yourself by the fire
No..............Originally Posted by Banditbandit
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
Grumpy Old Bastard
Hitch-hikers' Guide to the Galaxy reckoned it was 36 - or something...anyone remember?
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Hardcore Biker
The answer was 42... but they forgot the question.
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troglodytam extraordinaire
Your going to put that where??
Along for the ride...
yes why do they?
The one thing man learns from history is that man does not learn from history
Calvin and Hobbes: The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that it has not tried to contact us.
Its easier to apologise than ask for permission.
Wise words:
troglodytam extraordinaire
because shit hole doesnt sound very nice
Hardcore Biker
Hamiltron... City of the future.
I believe this is possibly the quintessence of ironic nomenclature (best sarcastic name). Especially as the headline of last weekends Waikato Times called Hamilton City a 'dead duck'.
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The magic is in the rubbing.
Why do nipples go stiff?
Hardcore Biker
Why do men even HAVE nipples?!
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troglodytam extraordinaire
so we men know we are doing it right.
The magic is in the rubbing.
But why when it's cold...which begs the next question...how come a man's (ahem) penis shrinks so much in the cold?
Bite my shiney metal ass
Yes..... I think we should all have ice cream
That ones easy, cause it has the word Bottom in it....... Hee hee hee I just said bottom!
I get mine cold on purpose so I can fit it in my leathers.
Two words "Tittie Twister". Why let Women have all the fun.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
God's Evil Twin
Why are police "allowed" to break the law?
Science Is But An Organized System Of Ignorance"Pornography: The thing with billions of views that nobody watches" - WhiteManBehindADesk
Highway Biker
Morning wood is usually the bodies way of stopping yourself from pissing the bed while sleeping - men cannot piss with a full on robot chubby (it is possible with a semi),
Usually when the morning wood goes away there is a desire to take a piss.
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or so I've heard
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