Upper Hutt's dumbest criminal

[SMOKEU]

If he was 16+ I would have knocked all his teeth out. Then tattooed "dirty thieving cunt" on his forehead. He'd never steal again...

Don't forget to do a quick ID check before hand.

[Grubber]

I naturally assumed that the offender was black, and I was right. I'm not really that racist after all.

The mere fact that you assumed it was, says you are.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Take it I can't have my CV back then... oh well better print out another one... BTW yah CD's are crap if you want them back the are in the bin....



take it to the cops and name the shame...

[scumdog]

Go to the coppers.......
he may have done this sort of shite for a wee while, and other people may want to get their shit back as well.
Seriously......
go to the copshop......
that is actually what they are there for.
Nail the little f*ckn thieving scumbag....

I'm with him!

I bet the sorry-arsed cheese-dick lack-witted cretin will say something like:

"Ah, sorry, I've never done this before, I just found the car door open, it must have been somebody else that opened it, I just couldn't help myself when I saw the stuff...PLEASE don't tell the cops, I'll never do it again, honest, this is the first time I've done anything like that".

I've heard it all dozens of times, don't give him any slack.

[scumdog]

If he was 16+ I would have knocked all his teeth out. Then tattooed "dirty thieving cunt" on his forehead. He'd never steal again...

Suuuuurrre you would.......

[ElCoyote]

The mere fact that you assumed it was, says you are.

And that's unusual because............................

[Ronin]

Make him dance.

[scumdog]

I love it, what a pair of drongos....

[aprilia_RS250]

Suuuuurrre you would.......

Nah you're probably right, I'd probably just sit there and try "talk" into him how bad stealing other peoples shit is....

[sil3nt]

I naturally assumed that the offender was black, and I was right. I'm not really that racist after all.

I believe your South African right? In which case you were born racist and have no control over it. You should try that in court one day.

Hang on the above statement is probably racist i should shut up

[SMOKEU]

I believe your South African right? In which case you were born racist and have no control over it. You should try that in court one day.

Hang on the above statement is probably racist i should shut up

Yeah, I was born in South Africa and my dad is a German citizen, so I have an excuse!

[Patrick]

The alleged offender, yes.

That the cv was laying on my property, next to my car, and that the person who I observed near my property, about 5 minutes after the offender left my property, appears to me to be the same person whose photo is on a facebook page of a person who has the same name as the cv, is probably not reliable enough evidence that the offender and the person described in the cv are one and the same. Therefore I will refrain from posting the name here, and will pass it to the police for their attention.

Shit identification, would get tossed right out of court.....

Just one thing sprung to my mind on reading the OP...

Did the CV fellas car get broken into and amongst other things, his CV was stolen? As it had no value, it's been dumped... right next to the next car that was broken into?

Just a thought.....

But hey, I am hoping he is as dumb as a rotten dog turd.....

[Patrick]

Yeah, I was born in South Africa and my dad is a German citizen, so I have an excuse!

Have the Israelis been looking for him for 60 plus years...?

[SMOKEU]

Have the Israelis been looking for him for 60 plus years...?

Not to my knowledge.

[rustic101]

You need to report this and allow the Police to investigate and confirm if it was this same person as on the CV.

My ute has been done twice in Silverstream (Upper Hutt). Eight juveniles were arrested for the first occurrence, only Wilful Damage. The second event has yet to be resulted, gutted the inside of CD's, Tools, Stereo etc.

There would be around 20 people in our street that would be appreciative of your efforts in reporting this gentleman (filthy scum sucking low life). He may not be linked to our events, but I for one bet he mixes in the same circles....

If they tip his flat house etc over I bet ya he has more stolen kit.