And why the hell is a nigerian president texting me, telling me he's gonna be steering the country in the direction of sustainable change and developement ?
Just a Dog
And why the hell is a nigerian president texting me, telling me he's gonna be steering the country in the direction of sustainable change and developement ?
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
The magic is in the rubbing.
Are you drunk?
Just a Dog
Ummmm let me check !! Nope lol but geeeez i'm thirsty !Originally Posted by Genie
Are you drunk?
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
The magic is in the rubbing.
Goodluck with that...hey it's thirsty thursday...you got it right!
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH
Yeah I got that text too...was gonna google it but couldn't be arsed.
Nail your colours to the mast that all may look upon them and know who you are.
It takes a big man to cry...and an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
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was wondering that too maybe its a coup and he's just textn da ovastayn white's
Rasta Ratskins
You need to help him out with a large amount of money in a dead mans account. Haven't you played this game before?
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Highway Biker
You should be honoured, I've never had a president text me...
The instructions are simple...
And I've won £500,000 through National Geographic, London. Twice.
All I have to do to collect is email back all my details. Cool, eh?
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
Got two messages identical within 15mins of eachother from the same sender aswell. number was showing as 502poor bugger must be desperate drumming up support by spending all that cash on international messaging
deploy the yak!
Actually, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan is the current president of Nigeria
F M S
Grumpy Old Bastard
That's funny - I had the president of a bank in Hong Kong offer me the same deal this morning! Sounds good! All I have to do is have a brain the size of a pea...
. “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis
Highway Biker
Careful, you're setting yourself up there .....
Hardcore Biker
Actual recordings of some telephone calls made by Mr. Goodluck's associate George Agdgdgwngo...
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