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    Quote Originally Posted by dogsnbikes View Post
    been slapped a few times darling didn't relise it was a pastime of yours
    A dark horse is what our Chanccey is.
    When she gets into her 'kit'...why, it's enough to raise the blood pressure of a corpse.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogsnbikes View Post
    been slapped a few times darling didn't relise it was a pastime of yours
    : hmm did I leave you outta the slapping .. how remiss of me .. will have a quiet word to Mel next time

    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    A dark horse is what our Chanccey is.
    When she gets into her 'kit'...why, it's enough to raise the blood pressure of a corpse.
    you lie so beautifully John .. must have a word to Tarty one too
    Have to Karma ... Justice catches up eventually !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chanceyy View Post
    Is it time for us to come down there doll?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    Leave the bike in the garage, don't change the lock on it. Apply 30.000v to the bike, leave a warning sign in a discreet place, cover the windows so it's dark inside, remove the lightbulbs and wait.
    30 volts will do fuck all

    You want to kill the pricks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    30 volts will do fuck all

    You want to kill the pricks
    Do we need to worry about the amount of voltage? Amps is the important one...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Do we need to worry about the amount of voltage? Amps is the important one...
    not if you don't have the volatge to push it through, ever grabbed both end of an arc welder? I have (on accident obviously), certainly tickles but not exactly lethal. Is prolly the way to go though, non-lethal but those fuckers wouldn't be coming back for a second go
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    not if you don't have the volatge to push it through, ever grabbed both end of an arc welder? I have (on accident obviously), certainly tickles but not exactly lethal. Is prolly the way to go though, non-lethal but those fuckers wouldn't be coming back for a second go
    I had an old Triumph years ago...
    Didn't have a key. Was revving it in neutral (on the stand) when the cable jammed with both carbs wide open. Grabbed the plug leads to yank them off. 33,000V up each arm.
    Won't be doing that again....
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    I had an old Triumph years ago...
    Didn't have a key. Was revving it in neutral (on the stand) when the cable jammed with both carbs wide open. Grabbed the plug leads to yank them off. 33,000V up each arm.
    Won't be doing that again....
    yeh been got by spark plugs plenty of times, worst time was when we wired up such a system to a tuber displacement device. Grabbed the wrong bit and could feel the electricity entering my hand and exiting through my feet, you'd think I wouldn't do that again...
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    yeah - worse thing was I couldn't let them go. Had to wait for the mag to stop sending current to the coils. My joints ached for ages...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    30 volts will do fuck all

    You want to kill the pricks
    2nd post of mine you have misread today. 30,000v if you look closer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    2nd post of mine you have misread today. 30,000v if you look closer.
    No Mate. Pixie's right - you mis-typed: Your original post has a decimal point, not a comma
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim.cox View Post
    No Mate. Pixie's right - you mis-typed: Your original post has a decimal point, not a comma
    Shit sorry my bad, I did mean 30v, just with 3 fucking decimal places after it. Also my apologies to everyone else on the forum who saw it as 30,000v. You idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Is it time for us to come down there doll?
    always welcome down here .. but will wait til we really need to dish out an awesome a wee and i think their woman can handle that for now
    Have to Karma ... Justice catches up eventually !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Amps is the important one...
    Yup. Drop a harley dealership on the bastards!
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    Wow, this has turned into a bondage and S&M thread, lol.

    I've just received a victim impact statement from the arresting officer. I need to fill it in asap because the offender goes to court next week I don't think this chap is the original burglar, just the guy who received the gear.

    So, I had better fill in the form and hope he goes down hard. I'm hoping the original offenders will be flushed out of the woodwork too
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