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    Quote Originally Posted by EJK View Post
    You fucking tell me what else brand makes commercials like this?
    Yeah, but that's Hero Honda as opposed to Honda Japan. That company (Hero) make bikes under licence to Honda specifically for the growing gay market in India (Oops, can I say that? I can see the NZ High Commisioner in India having to make a public apology for my crass remarks... )

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    Honda Hero huh?

    Wonder if Suzuki will counter it with same sex brand ?
    Oh wait, they have already,..that "sem fiddy" thing......


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    This is how REAL adverts are done for !!! DAMN FINE CHICKS IN HERE



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    Hondas are well built, reliable and smooth...in other words a girls bike. So if you ride one it's like wearing a pink tutu, fine if you're a girl.
    I hope this clears it up for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DEATH_INC. View Post
    Hondas are well built, reliable and smooth...in other words a girls bike. So if you ride one it's like wearing a pink tutu, fine if you're a girl.
    I hope this clears it up for you.
    I look good in pink. Brings out my eyes, like a spoon.
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by DEATH_INC. View Post
    Hondas are well built, reliable and smooth...in other words a girls bike. So if you ride one it's like wearing a pink tutu, fine if you're a girl.
    I hope this clears it up for you.
    My Guzzi sheds bits as I'm riding it, only starts when IT wants to, not me,..and buzzes my hands to sleep at the legal limit on Mr Key's motorways.
    But I love it because of this.

    I've owned a few Hondas (VF500F, CBX400F, VT250F, etc etc) over the years and they were exactly what DEATH_INC says.


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    I hear people who own hondas like the cock


    Quote Originally Posted by DEATH_INC. View Post
    Hondas are well built, reliable and smooth...in other words a girls bike. So if you ride one it's like wearing a pink tutu, fine if you're a girl.
    I hope this clears it up for you.
    Its true, they are, as much as I love my little baby (they are so reliable!), I depserately miss my RGV. It was out of control and loose and fun. The viffer is a little safe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post



    Its true, they are, as much as I love my little baby (they are so reliable!), I depserately miss my RGV. It was out of control and loose and fun. The viffer is a little safe!
    I had a girlfriend once that was out of control, loose and fun....never knew what she was going to be like the next day so had me on edge constantly. Then I got a safe reliable girlfriend because I couldn't handle the other one. She was fine, predictable and always nice, but I missed that rawness and scariness of the last one.

    Guess that analogy (oops, wrong one here) can be applied to Hondas vs Italian machines.


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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    It's not just hondas, it's anything starting with an H, as in;

    Hondas
    Hyosungs
    Holdens
    Hyundais

    Have I forgotten any?
    Haojin, Harley (of course), hatford, HDM, Headbanger, Hercules, Hesketh, Highland, HM, Horex,Husaberg, Husqvarnia

    Holdens and Hyundiais dont count as this is a motorcycle site


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    I thought it was perfectly obvious, it is because Honda and gay rhyme

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    Quote Originally Posted by rachprice View Post
    I hear people who own hondas like the cock
    someones keen...
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    Honda is an anamgram for Hando. Hando is slang for a homeless person, ie. bum.

    Therefore when you say you like riding your Honda, you are actually saying you like dirt track racing (if you get my drift - so to speak).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murray View Post
    Haojin, Harley (of course), hatford, HDM, Headbanger, Hercules, Hesketh, Highland, HM, Horex,Husaberg, Husqvarnia

    Holdens and Hyundiais dont count as this is a motorcycle site
    and that hongshen brand. chinese ones!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    ummm....Tractors?
    See ... right there ... the mentality of KB website ... Does TRACTORS start with an H ????
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