The Paul Henry thread

**PrincessBandit** · 8th October 2010, 20:28

Originally Posted by Number One

Hmmm see interesting that as I just watched an indian debate about it and they are pronouncing it DICKSHIT and not when making comments about how Paul said it..seems the pronunciation was on the money it was the joking about that and the whole 'inference about India being shit' that was considered offensive

One Indian bloke said students there had been taking the piss out of her name for decades. He reckons she probably gets a bit of mileage for her career out of it.

**Usarka** · 8th October 2010, 20:41

Watch breakfast closely for the whole programme. Not many get to do it.

It starts very news, business and weather oriented. There are quasi intelligent bits with interviews with the PM, or some other expert. No doubt aimed at those getting up to go to a job.

Next comes the cross-over section, where they still have the news, but cross to live feeds from christchurch where there's an Al-Paca conference.

Then the shift becomes even more obvious. Review of womens magazines (girls are you seriously not ashamed and embarrased by these mags?), crosses to hollywood to hear from some camp gossip queen, or an interview with someone about new gadgets, makeups, fashion trends etc.

The bang it's onto that show straight afterwards which I can't even look at, and before you know it its coro street, infomercials, jeremy kyle and all sorts of other utter garbage.

Solution! Reverse it around. People watch too much news, so the smart people with jobs will thing "fuck it I'll go for a jog instead of watching Jeremy Kyle", and the trailer trash will not be able to get up early enough for their fix and the news + business etc will be too hard for them so they also will have to get off the couch and do something like exercise, education, baking, or getting a job. Win-win.

Come on TVNZ you have a social responsibility - stop feeding the parasites feeding off the cathode tube / LCD radiation - take away their mindless mush they feed their brain and force them to watch something educational or intellectual, or they can fuck off and actually do something.

Arse shit fuck wank & pooh.

**Pussy** · 8th October 2010, 20:45

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

One Indian bloke said students there had been taking the piss out of her name for decades. He reckons she probably gets a bit of mileage for her career out of it.

Do you ever have students laughing at your name, Mrs Ramsbottom?

**Usarka** · 8th October 2010, 20:47

Originally Posted by Pussy

Mrs Ramsbottom?

It's Miss Ramsbottom, thank you.

**Headbanger** · 8th October 2010, 21:37

Dickshits.

**Genie** · 8th October 2010, 21:49

Yeah...good luck with that....i'd like to see you fuck india

**Genie** · 8th October 2010, 21:49

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Dickshits.

and isn't it dikshit?????

**cs363** · 8th October 2010, 22:18

Originally Posted by Genie

and isn't it dikshit?????

Certainly is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Dikshit

**Headbanger** · 8th October 2010, 22:38

Originally Posted by Genie

Yeah...good luck with that....i'd like to see you fuck india

Its already been fucked.

**Headbanger** · 8th October 2010, 22:46

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Dickshits.

wait....why the hell did my fuck India thread get merged with this one?

and who the hell is Paul Henry?

**PrincessBandit** · 8th October 2010, 23:15

Originally Posted by Headbanger

and who the hell is Paul Henry?

He might have to change his name to Deepshit. He gets into it often enough.

**willytheekid** · 8th October 2010, 23:27

Dikshit

...days later....still funny!

India....the only travel destination that makes everyones first remark the same....."Hope you got ALL your shots"

....Dikshit!

.....Paul Henry for prime minister!

**Berries** · 9th October 2010, 00:17

Originally Posted by willytheekid

India....the only travel destination that makes everyones first remark the same....."Hope you got ALL your shots"

....Dikshit!

We were watching the weightlifting at lunchtime in the pub and were all waiting for the first person with a dodgy arse to strain a little too much. Snatch. Clean and jerk. Whats with that ?

Originally Posted by Usarka

Arse shit fuck wank & pooh.

Not quite Ian Dury, but can I have that as my signature ?

**SMOKEU** · 9th October 2010, 00:27

Originally Posted by Berries

We were watching the weightlifting at lunchtime in the pub and were all waiting for the first person with a dodgy arse to strain a little too much. Snatch. Clean and jerk Whats with that ?

Like this guy here? NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!

http://www.google.co.nz/imgres?imgur...1t:429,r:4,s:0