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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Good thread Maha.
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Our disabled son has just got a walker frame, what a god send but you have to be able to laugh at the problems it can create too!

    He certainly does, he has a great sense of humour, thankfully!

    PC dweebs are killing this country! (IMHO)

    Good thread Maha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Bless em'.
    Well, I am counting mine all the way to the big checkout counter in the sky, hope I can find the right card on that day!

    Don't want be the one asking: Anyone else notice how "HOT" it's getting?

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    It's not "just" the "old fuckers"... unfortunately.
    The average braincell that pushes a trolley has proven that it has the attention span of a flea. Dumb fuckers who block the aisle without thought for others need sending off to the concentration camps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    It's not "just" the "old fuckers"... unfortunately.
    The average braincell that pushes a trolley has proven that it has the attention span of a flea. Dumb fuckers who block the aisle without thought for others need sending off to the concentration camps.
    The stuck-up c#nts who block the aisle to chat about their coffee mornings give me Trolley rage!!
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    Then he got into his car - and all 150hp of it drove through an intersection in a elderly blink of the eyes.
    Because he can do it with his eyes closed he's been driving for 50 year!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    The average braincell that pushes a trolley has proven that it has the attention span of a flea. Dumb fuckers who block the aisle without thought for others need sending off to the concentration camps.
    I wonder what they would think about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    I wonder what they would think about?
    Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, Breathe out.

    That's pretty much 85% of their brain activity occupied. 15% left for lotto and footy viewing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goblin View Post
    The stuck-up c#nts who block the aisle to chat about their coffee mornings give me Trolley rage!!
    Just add a packet of condoms to thier trolley Kelly, they wont know till they get to the check-out

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    I'm a pensioner - double dipping and loving it - but I won't go near a supermarket on pension day. If you do, you'd really need to ask yourself if it's their fault or yours.

    So when is pension day?

    TODAY!!!

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    ....I would hate to follow some of my fellow clubmembers round a supermarket....those in their septuagenerian stages....but I love to TRY and catch them on a track ...ang drink piss with them later...when they all seem young again...and I feel old...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pritch View Post
    So when is pension day?

    TODAY!!!
    And tomorrow thankfully!

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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, Breathe out.

    That's pretty much 85% of their brain activity occupied. 15% left for lotto and footy viewing
    If thats the case - I think a concentration camp is a very bad idea. Put them in front of telly so they cant concentrate.
    Who needs mustard gas when the fuckers don't remember how to breathe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Just add a packet of condoms to thier trolley Kelly, they wont know till they get to the check-out
    Nah prego tests are better......along with lube
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    I have experienced the slowness of which you speak Mark and have to say that, incredibly slow as they may seem, when you change direction to step around them somehow they have already predicted this manoever and headed you off. Phenominal!
    See .. we may be old ... but we have developed enough cunning to keep ahead of you young bucks
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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