End of school prank?

**Usarka** · 28th October 2010, 21:23

Chalk outline of a body, splash around some fake blood.

Originally Posted by MIXONE

Glad wrap on all the toilet seats.

I put shoe polish on some toilet seats at Hobsonville air force base a number of years ago trying to catch out some mates staying there. As I walked out about 3 visiting Aussie SAS walked in. I knew they were on base but didn't think they'd use these bogs. I ran like hell, no idea to this day if any of them took a dump.

**twinbruva** · 28th October 2010, 21:33

Originally Posted by Usarka

Chalk outline of a body, splash around some fake blood.
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Better still, pigs blood. No, no, pork-type, not the thin blue-line type, it's much better when the sun comes out, smells real. Some chicken livers, slightly mashed, lambs eye and fingernail trimmings to follow.......make it real.

**kave** · 28th October 2010, 22:11

Write or draw something on the school field in weed killer, preferably something extremely juvenile. A gigantic drawing of a penis on the side of a mountain was done by seniors a few years ahead of me at school, it was right next to the motorway so it got maximum exposure.

**EJK** · 28th October 2010, 22:31

Firealarm - Works like a charm. Everytime. And it's really easy too. Just simple press of a button.

**Toaster** · 28th October 2010, 22:37

Originally Posted by jaymzw

I'm interested to know what ideas some of the perverse members of KB have for an end of school prank? Any ideas should be funny, but not overly reckless or damaging to the school.

I have a week to organise.

Slip a copy of playgirl and a used rubber with nutella on the end in the briefcase of the principal.

Courier it to his wife.

**twinbruva** · 28th October 2010, 23:20

Originally Posted by Toaster

Slip a copy of playgirl and a used rubber with nutella on the end in the briefcase of the principal.

Courier it to his wife.

Wrong magazine mate;try Buttmate (or whateva gay mag) and see where he goes.

**wtf?** · 29th October 2010, 02:30

1. Get 3 piglets.
2. Number them clearly with a black marker, 1 2 and 4.
3. Release them discretly in the school grounds at lunchtime.
4 Laugh yourself hystrerical as all the younger ones spend several hours looking for pig number 3.

**Toaster** · 29th October 2010, 10:08

Originally Posted by twinbruva

Wrong magazine mate;try Buttmate (or whateva gay mag) and see where he goes.

Read it have you??!!

**Bald Eagle** · 29th October 2010, 10:12

Originally Posted by MsKABC

Put the DP's mini in the 7th form common room....or a variation of. Requires double doors, a smallish car, several hefty members of the 1st XV and a DP with a sense of humour. Then announce at assembly "would owner of a light blue mini, registration xxxxxx please remove it from the common room as it is creating an inconvenience". Oh, happy memories!

Went to Northcote college in the 70's did we