I just phucked myself up

**Lurch** · 13th November 2010, 07:38

LOL @ the tags

**p.dath** · 13th November 2010, 07:46

Originally Posted by Smifffy

Is the bike ok?

At last. It took till post 27, but at last, someone asked the really important question.

**John_H** · 13th November 2010, 08:20

Originally Posted by Katman

Isn't that how you do all your typing?

Depends which website he's looking in, or if he's looking in the mirror at the time.

More to the point why would you come on the internet and ask a load of people who know nothing about it for medical advice?? Looks to me like you just want the attention.

Get some gun powder and cauterize it. Homo.

**Ronin** · 13th November 2010, 08:58

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

I'm down to typing with one hand.

And that is unusual for you how?

**SMOKEU** · 13th November 2010, 09:25

Originally Posted by John_H

More to the point why would you come on the internet and ask a load of people who know nothing about it for medical advice?? Looks to me like you just want the attention.

KB is full of 'experts'.

**ellipsis** · 13th November 2010, 09:27

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

KB is full of 'experts'.

....thank fuck for that...

**slofox** · 13th November 2010, 11:16

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

KB is full of 'experts'.

Absolutely. The collective membership of KB knows everything! ('specially since I joined...)

**ellipsis** · 13th November 2010, 11:34

Originally Posted by slofox

Absolutely. The collective membership of KB knows everything! ('specially since I joined...)

.....excellent...well here goes...about ten years back I hit a bridge on my XLV750.....there was blood everywhere....a bit of leg about the size of a pound of butter became disconnected from my body....I stuffed it back in and limped me and the bike home....I sat in a chair and took handsfull of ineffectual pain killers...then I was told to HTFU and get back to work....what I want to know is.....who put that fucking bridge there....bastards...

**slofox** · 13th November 2010, 11:37

Originally Posted by CAMSec

.....excellent...well here goes...about ten years back I hit a bridge on my XLV750.....there was blood everywhere....a bit of leg about the size of a pound of butter became disconnected from my body....I stuffed it back in and limped me and the bike home....I sat in a chair and took handsfull of ineffectual pain killers...then I was told to HTFU and get back to work....what I want to know is.....who put that fucking bridge there....bastards...

I had a similar problem with a tree once...apart from the pound of butter bit...

Oh and the bridge was put there by the dude who wanted to get to the other side...see? Told ya we know everything!

**ellipsis** · 13th November 2010, 12:12

Originally Posted by slofox

I had a similar problem with a tree once...apart from the pound of butter bit...
Oh and the bridge was put there by the dude who wanted to get to the other side...see? Told ya we know everything!

....cool...its good to get shit like like that sorted out...thanks....do I owe a debt of gratitude to you or KB collectively....the despondency I greeted the new day with has now been replaced with a feeling of utter glee....

**slofox** · 13th November 2010, 12:13

Originally Posted by CAMSec

....cool...its good to get shit like like that sorted out...thanks....do I owe a debt of gratitude to you or KB collectively....the despondency I greeted the new day with has now been replaced with a feeling of utter glee....

You're welcome. Any time, just ask...