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    (News) Women 'hid shoplifted goods in their body fat'

    Quote Originally Posted by MSN News
    Police in Edmond, Oklahoma, said the pair were caught stuffing items under their belly fat and breasts by workers at a TJ Maxx department store.
    http://news.msn.co.nz/article/817384...their-body-fat

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    I once stole a set of tyres like that.

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    had hidden four pairs of boots, three pairs of jeans, a wallet and gloves
    The mind wobbles at the volume of fat necessary to conceal that.
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    .....not the first to come up with that system....read of a woman...extremely large....carrying a tv out of a shop in the uk .....squeezed between her thighs....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAMSec View Post
    .....not the first to come up with that system....read of a woman...extremely large....carrying a tv out of a shop in the uk .....squeezed between her thighs....
    Yup, woman was caught at the POrirua Warehouse doing that. First time she had 14" between her legs.
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    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    The RN (reg. nurse) at work carries the work phone in her cleavage and shes a big lady. Its gross we wipe the phone over with alcohol wipes before we use it
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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    The RN (reg. nurse) at work carries the work phone in her cleavage.....

    WHY?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Haha! Pics?
    Here I am Pulling them out.



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    Quote Originally Posted by auntfanny View Post
    Here I am Pulling them out.

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    WHOAH!!!!!!!!

    ISN'T THAT TYRE ON THE RIGHT A BRAND NEW BRIDGESTONE POTENZA RE11S?????




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    Look Fanny, someone else has been "shopping" at Beaurepaires!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Look Fanny, someone else has been "shopping" at Beaurepaires!
    Fuck sakes! Is that really needed!!!!!!!

    whats up with the name of the photo ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiflyer View Post
    whats up with the name of the photo ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg
    Sorry, did you want the name of the website for future reference? Hahahahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    WHY?!?!
    Eggzachery, she has blardy pockets
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