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  1. 8th December 2010, 19:13 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    .......Visa/Mastercard/AMEX taken............
    What no "Diners"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    .......thanks guys for fixing up my chubby bits. Sorry I didnt say thanks earlier, I was out for a blat on my bike in the afternoon sun. I had VERY sweaty botty so I have taken the seat off and am selling sniffs for $2, touches for $5 and licks for a tenner....

    I can do a Big Wednesday Sniff/touch/lick combo for $12, thats a massive $5 saving. Let me know if you want one for yourself or for someone special at christmas....

    But wait, there's more.....

    Call within the next 15 minutes and you get a free 'Arse Crusty' wax strip with free pubes

    This offer is too good to miss, call 0800 FUCKOFFYOU FATCUNT now to take advantage of this once in a A&E dept offer......

    Visa/Mastercard/AMEX taken........up the botty.....
    It's a tempting offer.....

    But I'll go for the punch in the throat, thanks!
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    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    It's a tempting offer.....

    But I'll go for the punch in the throat, thanks!
    ...I'm offering you a dagger up the clitoris.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    ...I'm offering you a dagger up the clitoris.....
    (in a high octave) Ooooh, it's tempting, Brian!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Here you go, Oakie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    some might say, a fair maiden to ... perform ablutions on said motorbike might be useful.
    And preferably wash it afterwards?

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