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  1. 13th December 2010, 16:15 #1
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    Things, post random quotes

    Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

    The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

    Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

    Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

    Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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    You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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    Why does a wise guy and a wise man have opposite meanings from eachother?
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    On the same note, why does fat chance and slim chance have the same meaning?
    Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed to so few by so many cheese eating surrender monkeys.
    (Winston Churchill on the French.)
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    Why do we have grapefruit when we already have grapes?
    Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in
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    Why is your best mate a good bastard, and your worst enemy a right bastard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve McQueen
    All racers I know aren't in it for the money. They race because it's something inside of them... They're not courting death. They're courting being alive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nothingflash View Post
    Why do we have grapefruit when we already have grapes?
    And they're both fruit.
    Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed to so few by so many cheese eating surrender monkeys.
    (Winston Churchill on the French.)
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    My teachers at school said I could do better. They were wrong, I couldn't!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    My teachers at school said I could do better. They were wrong, I couldn't!
    My teachers said I was easily mislead by my peers. On the contrary I was quite easily lead by them.
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