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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    from urban dictionary. I lol'd
    I need a Quim mug, shirt or magnet!!!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    I need a Quim mug, shirt or magnet!!!!!!

    I'd a thought you had a quim magnet already?

    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Did you know that research shows that men who like shaved muff are really incipient paedophiles..?
    Heard that one myself, kinda figures if you think about it, but then again, pubes between ya teeth, yeah, nah!

    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    'Quim' Now that's a word I've not read for nearly 30 years. Quite an old term. I last read it (nearly typed 'came across it') in a collection of Victorian erotic literature called 'The Pearl'.
    Quim....sexy word that one....bet 'The Pearl" was an erotic read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    Quim....sexy word that one....bet 'The Pearl" was an erotic read.
    Sure was. Still got it somewhere in my wardrobe. Hmmmm. Mrs Oakie and I used to read it together at bedtime 'from time to time'. Oops. TMI probably.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    I'd a thought you had a quim magnet already?


    Sadly I lost it when I acquired the wife.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    Heard that one myself, kinda figures if you think about it, but then again, pubes between ya teeth, yeah, nah!
    Silly girl! You're not supposed to bite it. The term 'eating' is figurative...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover View Post
    Sadly I lost it when I acquired the wife.
    But it worked, you got you your very own quim to play with forever.

    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Silly girl! You're not supposed to bite it. The term 'eating' is figurative...
    Well it's not like I'm ever going to be finding out is it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    Movember is over.....FANUARY is coming!

    It's when all women let their fannys grow freely all January to raise money for cervical cancer.

    Get involved!!.....wax is wack, we're bringing the muff back!!!!

    Maybe after Fanuary the guys will know exactly how we feel with their mo's Bahahaha....... repost and support!!


    Just read this over on FB and I giggled, hope you might also.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post

    Well it's not like I'm ever going to be finding out is it?
    Nicely avoided the 'never' word...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Nothing wrong with rummaging around in a wizards beard that you could lose a badger in

    Good on ya girls.

    They should have the mo and fan events in the same month. By the end of that month all you will hear in your street at night is the unmistakable sound of 'velcro ripping'.....and it sure as fuck wont be bikers removing their jackets...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post

    Heard that one myself, kinda figures if you think about it, but then again, pubes between ya teeth, yeah, nah!
    Flossing is GOOD for your gum health!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    But it worked, you got you your very own quim to play with forever.


    I'm allowed to play with it?

    I must mention that one day.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by marty View Post
    from urban dictionary. I lol'd

    quim 111 up, 58 down

    buy quim mugs, tshirts and magnets
    Female Genitalia.

    from the Welsh "cwm" (valley)
    The topiary on her quim was extraordinary!
    From the Profanasaurus

    Quimle v To eat hairy pie. I will quimle, I was quimling, I have quimled, etc

    Quiminals n Prison Lesbians..

    Quimby n Middle person in a threesome, the filling in a sex sandwich aka "lucky Pierre"

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    Quote Originally Posted by nadroj View Post
    That reminds one of placing arrows in the quiver.
    There's nothin' quite like a quivering quim...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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