The dickhead of the month award

[madbikeboy]

First ride out for ages, and I got rammed / pushed by a middle aged cunt in a cage.

Toyota Corolla, early 1990's, bronze sort of shit colour - plate was OH9107 or YH0197 - some combination like that. Can someone do a carjam search - talking to the *555 people won't result in fuck all.

Fucker had a few attempts at me, but was too chicken shit to get his balding fat fucking ass out of his cage.

[piston broke]

First ride out for ages, and I got rammed / pushed by a middle aged cunt in a cage.

Toyota Corolla, early 1990's, bronze sort of shit colour - plate was OH9107 or YAHWEH - some combination like that. Can someone do a carjam search - talking to the *555 people won't result in fuck all.

Fucker had a few attempts at me, but was too chicken shit to get his balding fat fucking ass out of his cage.

yahweh,jah rastafari

[mattian]

holy shit man!!.... Did you get any witnesses? contact the police?

I was out on the roads all day today and it is particularly bad. Mind you,.... its always bad this time of year. Your story takes the cake though.

[Little Miss Trouble]

And what were you doing just prior to piss someone off that much?
I mean come on now, you have the largest number of agro car driver incidents of any poster I've come across on KB, what is the common denominator here?

[Blinkwing]

Holy moly and I thought what happened to me today was bad!

Some lady going in the opposite direction from me thought it would be a good idea to suddenly swerve across the road into MY lane, causing me to take evasive measures (brake, get out of the way sharpish, honk, swear, etc.)

[sil3nt]

Number plates dont match car you described. Tried a few different combos.

[Swoop]

Make: NISSAN
Model: SUNNY
Year: 1983
Main colour: Gold
Second colour: Black
Vehicle type: Passenger Car/Van
Body style: Sports Car
No of seats: 5
CC rating: 1,500cc
Fuel type: Petrol
Country of origin: Japan
VIN: N/A
Plate: OH9107
Plate type: Standard
Engine no: 090730A
Chassis: HB11280027

[rwh]

First ride out for ages, and I got rammed / pushed by a middle aged cunt in a cage.

Toyota Corolla, early 1990's, bronze sort of shit colour - plate was OH9107 or YH0197 - some combination like that. Can someone do a carjam search - talking to the *555 people won't result in fuck all.

Fucker had a few attempts at me, but was too chicken shit to get his balding fat fucking ass out of his cage.

What benefit will carjam give you?

If someone was deliberately trying to run you off the road, you need to report it to the cops properly, not just *555.

Richard

[Crazy Steve]

First ride out for ages, and I got rammed / pushed by a middle aged cunt in a cage.

Toyota Corolla, early 1990's, bronze sort of shit colour - plate was OH9107 or YH0197 - some combination like that. Can someone do a carjam search - talking to the *555 people won't result in fuck all.

Fucker had a few attempts at me, but was too chicken shit to get his balding fat fucking ass out of his cage.

Good.....

Crazy Steve.

[jamiey]

Make: NISSAN
Model: SUNNY
Year: 1983
Main colour: Gold
Second colour: Black
Vehicle type: Passenger Car/Van
Body style: Sports Car
No of seats: 5
CC rating: 1,500cc
Fuel type: Petrol
Country of origin: Japan
VIN: N/A
Plate: OH9107
Plate type: Standard
Engine no: 090730A
Chassis: HB11280027

That cant be right. Body style: sports car??? WTF??

[Gibbo89]

That cant be right. Body style: sports car??? WTF??

That caught my attention too. A nissan sunny sports car... sounds epic.

[mikemike104]

What benefit will carjam give you?

If someone was deliberately trying to run you off the road, you need to report it to the cops properly, not just *555.

Richard

Might get the rego right for the correct authority to be able to actually follow it up for a start...

[onearmedbandit]

That caught my attention too. A nissan sunny sports car... sounds epic.

Oh they're out there. In more ways than one.

[SMOKEU]

You should have just followed the cunt home or to wherever he's going. That tends to scare a few people.

[Big Dave]

I'm always glad when I open a thread and have not won this award.